The Kings are obviously doomed. Chris has not even played a single game, not one minute of NBA competition, and he is already on the bench, resting his "perfectly healed" knee. Why couldn't it have been a crippling jaw injury instead.
Sacramentans enjoyed the Kings a lot more in the friendly, bad old, days when we had minimal expectations. I think it would be wise for everyone to recalibrate the old "expectation meter", and simply assume that the Kings will have a lack-luster season. We should accept the proposition that Chris Webber will play no more than 30 games this season. We should stop bitching, expect nothing, and be grateful for periodic glorious wins. This will be my "coping mechanism" in an attempt to enjoy a potentially dubious season.