Kings Good Luck Haiku Contest

[G_M]

With the draft lottery fast approaching I thought the Kings could use some good luck. In my mind nothing produces more good luck than a good luck haiku. I'm poetically challenged but I'll start it off. Please add to this to bring the Kings some much needed luck......

A haiku is a Japanese verse form consisting of three lines, unrhymed, with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third.

The Kings are needing
Balls must be landing in sync
Petrie magic please

 

[Dime Dropper]

We need a top pick
To put with Kevin Martin
So we can win soon

 

[KevinSalvadori]

Please pick a big man
Not named Klein or Ellison
That would be awesome

 

[Jerryaki]

For the love of God
Versatility's nice but
We need shotblocking.

 

[nbrans]

Lovely ping pong balls
Bouncing in a big hopper
It's all fixed you know

 

[NoBonus]

Stern is known to cheat
The Kings Fans all feel jaded
Please, Stern, favor Kings

 

[NoBonus]

The Kings must rebuild
May the Kings Fans all rejoice
When pick selected

 

[Oscar]

Oscar Robertson
Turning in his grave
And he's not even dead

(clicking fingers)

 

[Fresno King]

Greg Oden is great
But I won't be too picky
I'd take Durant too

 

[VF21]

In the game of hoops
One truth is: it ain't over
Until it's over.

 

[BMiller52]

The Kings need big man
A big man that can block shots
And dunk on some guys

 

[thedofd]

here's some Japanese poetry fer ya

Rebounds are unclaimed
Easy shots go unchallenged
We need Godzilla

 

[Vlade4GM]

I got two...

We need some luck Stern
So fix the lotto for us
You evil tyrant

Kings need to move up
Please help us basketball gods
Stop hating us now

 

[fnordius]

Spring daisies blossom
Ping-pong balls dance in their sphere
Oden moves to Sac

 

[NoBonus]

For the drafts gone bust
May the Kings draft first again
Pervis Ellison

 

[GoGoGadget]

I'd like to order
Interior defense, please
Yummy... tasty... mmmm

 

[Big Cuz 15]

oden greg
come to the
sacramento kings

 

[HighFlyingMonkey]

We sucked at sucking
So now we need some good, old
fashioned Petrie luck

 

[kennadog]

Swirling numbers fall
Harmonious with desires
Sacramento rejoices


Is golden one ours?
Glory days for royal Kings?
Oh, to behold soon.

 

[Circa_1985_Fan]

Oh Gods of ping pong
Our chances are very slim
We'll give you money

 

[Kingsin07]

Luck was not to be
Joakim N. is his name
He is freakin ugly

 

[John Galt]

I don't give a crap
We don't need no stinkin luck
We'll get 'em next year

 

[Fusey]

I guess this means we
Get to go fishing more now
Invest in fishing poles

 

[Merdiesel]

Someone please lock this thread now...

 

[Fusey]

In the game of hoops
One truth is: it ain't over
Until it's over.

The fat lady sung
Without Durant or Oden
So, same time next year?

 

[VF21]

Someone please lock this thread now...

Some of these are actually pretty clever. I'm in no hurry to close it.

 

[Warhawk]

Sacramento Kings
Perennial draft losers
Bring on the trades

 

[Circa_1985_Fan]

We will suck this year
We will suck next year for sure
Oh God this is pain!

 

[Fresno King]

Oh well, that's o-k
I'll put my faith in Petrie
To make some smart moves

 

[vytzka]

Hey, who needs Oden
Kenny Thomas will rebound
Williams will block shots