Why not me?
I'm wildly unqualified too, have absolutely no experience in the NBA, have proven absolutely nothing at any level even remotely appropriate to the NBA. But hey, I know the game, and I too would be willing to bury my nose as far up Maloof behind as I could jam it in return for a multimillion dollar a year job. So why not me if that's the standard?
Whisenant's NBA resume is completely nonexistent. In fact his college resume is almost nonexistent, and the last thing he did at any level other than the WNBA was 25 years ago. Oh, I forgot, he coached his son's AAU team in there too.
I'm serious -- I'm going to be pissed off if the Maloofs give the job to this guy instead of me. I'm younger, smarter, of course much better looking, won't have the WNBA thing hanging over my head getting us called the Queens, and if any player gives me any gruff I'll give him a swift kick right where you don't want a swift kick. In fact right about now I am thinking someboyd needs to deliver one of those to the Maloof brothers as well. And maybe their mom, as I seem to recall her having a crush on Whiz or some such form back the first timie we had to go through this crap.