Initial scouting report on Taft:
William Howard Taft
PF Yale University
5'11 & 1/2" 305 lbs
Strengths:
Moves well for his size. Taft is surprisingly nimble and runs the court very well. Excites the crowd on occasion with breakaway dunks. He also establishes good post position and is tough to move. Rarely commits turnovers as he is very conservative with the ball and his politics. Solid rebounder, but could be better.
Weaknesses:
Has weight issues. Has been working out in preparation of the draft, but has fluctuated between 295 and 350. Also, he's tremendously undersized at the NBA level. Will have trouble getting his shot off. Is a weak as an individual and help defender. His only block was blocking Arizona from joining the US. Has little to no upside at this point in his career, having been dead for the last 75 years.
Outlook: As a basketball player, Taft is a great Supreme Court Justice. He is getting bad info from his people if he really thinks he is a lock for the first round. "His Rotundness" will find himself waiting a long time to hear his name on draft night.