The 2025 Desert Island Video Game Draft

[whitechocolate]

You’re certainly the king of the obscure …

Except, no. You only have 3 titles (Fight’N Rage, Battle Garegga Rev.2016, and Gungrave G.O.R.E.) of which I had absolutely zero knowledge, probably because they appear to be more modern, niche, genre specific titles with seemingly intentionally obfuscated names.

But EarthBound, while initially a resounding failure-turned-cult-classic is now one of the most celebrated titles of the medium.

Then you have Diablo, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Star Fox, VirtuaFighter, THE proto-Souls-like, a Contra in everything but name, The Legend of Freaking Zelda?! I’d say you’re losing your hipster street-cred.

Even your other indies: Furi, Hotline Miami, and Kenshi are super exciting for the gaming community as a whole and not just hardcore fans of specific genres.

I understand why IF’s data still has you on the far end of the obscure scale, but in my mind this is the most mainstream you’ve ever been.

EarthBound is no Trout Mask Replica.

Agreed. But give me some credit for playing EarthBound and Demon's Souls when they were first released.

 

[whitechocolate]

Similarly, metacritic rating is questionable in the best of times, and is more and more unreliable as you go into games in the 90s and 80s.

Metacritic ratings do not correlate with quality. They correlate with production costs, and the presence of trending game elements. Regarding graphcis, critics value fidelity over artistry. Rather than learn to play games that don't play like a typical modern AAA title, they criticize the controls instead of finding value in a different experience. Then they have to audacity to treat past eras' art and gameplay as obsolete. They are often utterly inept, making them unable to even perceive good gameplay. They need games that hold their hand, and complain when they don't.

At the end of the day, they don't actually appreciate what videogames have to offer. Their reviews lack substance. They conform to each other's opinions. They knock games for not having trendy design elements like Hollywood style acting, crafting, stat upgrades, exploration, no matter how unecessary they would be to the game's intention. Not to mention they constantly read off talking points given to them by developers. It's a total farce. There's a reason basically every small studio game, whether just okay or a masterpiece scores in the mid to upper 70s. Critics are closed minded, undiscerning, unskilled, lack knowledge, and are unqualified for their positions.

 

[Löwenherz]

Agreed. But give me some credit for playing EarthBound and Demon's Souls when they were first released.

 

[Insomniacal Fan]

Metacritic ratings do not correlate with quality. They correlate with production costs, and the presence of trending game elements. Regarding graphcis, critics value fidelity over artistry. Rather than learn to play games that don't play like a typical modern AAA title, they criticize the controls instead of finding value in a different experience. Then they have to audacity to treat past eras' art and gameplay as obsolete. They are often utterly inept, making them unable to even perceive good gameplay. They need games that hold their hand, and complain when they don't.

At the end of the day, they don't actually appreciate what videogames have to offer. Their reviews lack substance. They conform to each other's opinions. They knock games for not having trendy design elements like Hollywood style acting, crafting, stat upgrades, exploration, no matter how unecessary they would be to the game's intention. Not to mention they constantly read off talking points given to them by developers. It's a total farce. There's a reason basically every small studio game, whether just okay or a masterpiece scores in the mid to upper 70s. Critics are closed minded, undiscerning, unskilled, lack knowledge, and are unqualified for their positions.

I think it's folly to try and review games on a single numerical scale, and I agree metacritic is subject to manipulation. It feels more reasonable to accept that reviews are inevitably subjective.

I'm not so harsh on the critics themselves, I don't think anyone needs special credentials to have an opinion on entertainment. Ultimately critics serve the audiences that can support them. Someone deciding to aggregate your review into a score somehow shouldn't mean you have special responsibilities. I don't care the pressure on critics to not give negative reviews to iterations on popular franchises, (like the Washington Post reviewer that gave Uncharted 4 a negative review). If you're a critic and you don't like a game, you should be able to just say it.

Indication of production costs, (and production quality) has some value to me. One of my favorite games (X4: Foundations) has a low-ish metacritic rating. It is a game that had a super janky release; and I'm fine with that, because I know that every game the developer releases has a janky release, which they gradually patch into something that's great. Not everybody is into that style of game, and it's good to have a bit of warning.

I mostly look at outlier reviews on the rare occasions I check it out. Maybe if metacritic did box-plots instead of a a score...