[Game] Kings @ Warriors 4/04/14 7:30PDT, 10:30EDT

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

G-Man more excited about nachos than the game; can't say I blame him.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Warriors better put their starters in, we're in danger of pulling within 30.

 

[The Hammer]

Seven field goals in the first half. SEVEN.

Shot 17.9%

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

You know a game really and truly sucks when all you hear from the crowd is the random chatter noise generally reserved for the lull in the action during extended time outs.

When they start up a "Randy Savage" chant, I'll be really worried.

 

[cuad]

Cousins is very good.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

When we win this game, it will be the largest comeback in NBA history by 5 points.

 

[VF21]

So is the consortium on duty tonight or have they all jumped off tall buildings?

 

[VF21]

When we win this game, it will be the largest comeback in NBA history by 5 points.

I see you found your booze supply.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I see you found your booze supply.

It was hidden in my irony cabinet.

 

[VF21]

Well played, sir. Well played.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

So is the consortium on duty tonight or have they all jumped off tall buildings?

I think my grade writeup will probably get me banned from the site. It *was* nice knowing you all.

 

[VF21]

I think my grade writeup will probably get me banned from the site. It *was* nice knowing you all.

Looks like Slim and I are the only ones on duty right now, so you're probably safe.

After further reflection, even if all the mods were here, I don't think there'd be a problem with you saying what everyone else is thinking (as long as you find a way to do it that doesn't violate the profanity provisions). Use of asterisks is strongly recommended.

 

[HndsmCelt]

I was going to switch channels and watch Grimm, but then I realized things were already grim enough

 

[Sluggah]

Good to know ridiculous foul trouble doesn't actually stop Cousins from getting his averages.

 

[TyFreak Evans]

I think its safe to say that this has been our worst performance of the season.

 

[VF21]

Wow. Just freaking wow... Our team needs to apologize to the Golden State Warriors and their fans for wasting everyone's time. I think the whole team should be docked a day's pay.

 

[VF21]

Who was guarding Crawford on that last play? Whoever it was did a good job.

EDIT: The one before the basket.

 

[Bosnian Diehard]

I praise Ray for finding a way to get eght assists in this game.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Why are we calling timeout? Does Coach Malone think that there's a magical combination of players somewhere on the bench that gives a ...?

 

[CaminoChaos]

Forget girls Brick just go straight adult films with this one

 

[VF21]

Why are we calling timeout? Does Coach Malone think that there's a magical combination of players somewhere on the bench that gives a ...?

Malone is going to make them suffer as long as possible. He's thinking up all kinds of nasty punishments for the ride home. I'm guessing we won't see any smiley selfies on Twitter tonight.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I praise Ray for finding a way to get eght assists in this game.

To be fair, the Warriors' official scorer is giving assists out like Dubble Bubble on Halloween. Cunningham got an assist in the first quarter when Outlaw made a move, took two dribbles and then shot. You know how I know it was that basket? Because WE ONLY MADE THREE FREAKING BASKETS.

 

[D-Wade]

I praise Ray for finding a way to get eght assists in this game.

LOl... 8 assists don't mean much if you go 1/12. Maybe next game he will be back to his normal self scoring 15++ pgm.

 

[VF21]

LOl... 8 assists don't mean much if you go 1/12. Maybe next game he will be back to his normal self scoring 15++ pgm.

Beg to differ. Being able to get 8 assists when nobody on the team can hit water from a boat is at least doing something.

 

[VF21]

Grant and Jerry talking about the bus ride. Maybe the Kings are suffering from a mild case of carbon monoxide poisoning.

 

[ShastaKingsFan]

Among other things, it will be 'interesting' to see if they continue to start Ben at the beginning of next season

 

[VF21]

I shudder to think how bad this might have been if the Warriors were hitting more of their shots.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I'm waiting for the announcement that the NBA forced Golden State to forfeit the game prior to game time for some violation of league protocol and the whole exhibition tonight was just a practical joke cooked up to keep the Oracle fans from rioting after the A's game was cancelled (for reasons under team control, no less).

 

[cuad]

This is quite a whooping.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

This is quite a whooping.

Cough or crane?