Ok, finally being satisfied with my last two picks only to have to revisit the list of cuts was a bit agonizing. I'm pretty sure my #20 is safe though. And I've ruled out picking
Cocksparrer just so I could have a band called Cocksparrer on my island, which at one point was in my playbook (I do quite like them though, thank you very much). And so here I go picking another punk band even though I was trying to avoid that. My 19th pick:
The Showcase Showdown.
I suppose the bonus of picking them here is that they have dozens of rare singles that I never managed to get my grubby mitts on even in digital form that I now can claim in fantasy island land.
These guys were one of the bigger punk acts in Boston towards the end of my days there, they mixed some biting social commentary with bizarre pop culture references - they even had a song about Robert Blake several years before he may or may not have killed his wife. They crafted some of the finest holiday tunes in existence including
Merry Christmas, I F*d Your Snowman and
The Only Thing Scary About Halloween is Your F*in Face (one of the ones I just can't seem to find). They decided to randomly hate on innocent Scandanavian nations (
F You Norway) while pining for the days of the "Friendly Police" in
Police, Police. Oh, and they share our passion of hating LA (can't seem to find 213 online though). Other targets of ridicule included
J Edgar Hoover, the Bride of Wildenstein, Marilyn Vos Savant, Rupert Murdoch,
that guy who lived in the airport (again, before Tom Hanks made a movie) and many others. Sadly they pre-date cellphone cameras and all that good stuff so there is very little footage of them out there and singer Ping Pong mysteriously dropped off the face of the earth.