Tetsujin
The Game Thread Dude
The regular season is almost here folks and I can hardly wait. (Okay, I can wait, but mostly just so that we get all of our guys healthy).
The game versus the Clippers was 3.99 quarters of eye-gouging mediocrity/ listlessness followed by 5 seconds of Tyreke showing why he's so special.
While it is a little alarming that we barely managed to beat a team resting its future star PF that sat most of its starters in the second half, it is still preseason and I refuse to be overtly negative until the actual season begins.
With that being said, as it is getting closer to the actual season itself, it s also time for this game analyzer/ rampant homer to dish out the post game awards (full titles of the awards given to get everyone up to speed).
Award Time - (preseason style)
Tony Delk Memorial Award- When did Aminu turn in Reggie Miller?
Luke Walton- Vacuum Cleaner-If someone could tell me how Brian Cook keeps turning up on NBA teams, it would be greatly appreciated.
Jason Hart- Andres Nocioni Award-Luther Head. Not only does he "play" PG, he also likes to toss up awkward shots from behind the line. It's almost as if he was playing as the perfect fusion of both Nocioni and Hart.
SAR-Mikki-Carl Landry. With a stat line of 5 points, 5 boards, 1 assist, 1 steal, 1 block, 5 turnovers, and 6 fouls in 25 minutes, Carl exemplified the outstanding frontcourt play that made our teams of the mid- to late- '00s so legendary.
WTF Moment of the Game. Tied between both Tyreke's quadruple team-splitting game winner and Aminu's 500-footer to tie the game moments before that.
If anyone has any outstanding, ingenious ideas for postgame awards, do not be afraid to make your voice known.
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Matchups
Kings vs. the Med Staff: Please no more injuries. What is this? 2003?
JT vs. the Refs: No complaining please.
Reke's Plantar vs. Pedja's: Everyone needs good feet.
Boogie vs the other team's announcers: When will the "character issues" card come into play during the play-by-play?
My Prediction:
We finish this preseason with a losing 3-4 record.
GO KINGS
Regular game threads return next Wednesday.
The game versus the Clippers was 3.99 quarters of eye-gouging mediocrity/ listlessness followed by 5 seconds of Tyreke showing why he's so special.
While it is a little alarming that we barely managed to beat a team resting its future star PF that sat most of its starters in the second half, it is still preseason and I refuse to be overtly negative until the actual season begins.
With that being said, as it is getting closer to the actual season itself, it s also time for this game analyzer/ rampant homer to dish out the post game awards (full titles of the awards given to get everyone up to speed).
Award Time - (preseason style)
Tony Delk Memorial Award- When did Aminu turn in Reggie Miller?
Luke Walton- Vacuum Cleaner-If someone could tell me how Brian Cook keeps turning up on NBA teams, it would be greatly appreciated.
Jason Hart- Andres Nocioni Award-Luther Head. Not only does he "play" PG, he also likes to toss up awkward shots from behind the line. It's almost as if he was playing as the perfect fusion of both Nocioni and Hart.
SAR-Mikki-Carl Landry. With a stat line of 5 points, 5 boards, 1 assist, 1 steal, 1 block, 5 turnovers, and 6 fouls in 25 minutes, Carl exemplified the outstanding frontcourt play that made our teams of the mid- to late- '00s so legendary.
WTF Moment of the Game. Tied between both Tyreke's quadruple team-splitting game winner and Aminu's 500-footer to tie the game moments before that.
If anyone has any outstanding, ingenious ideas for postgame awards, do not be afraid to make your voice known.
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Matchups
Kings vs. the Med Staff: Please no more injuries. What is this? 2003?
JT vs. the Refs: No complaining please.
Reke's Plantar vs. Pedja's: Everyone needs good feet.
Boogie vs the other team's announcers: When will the "character issues" card come into play during the play-by-play?
My Prediction:
We finish this preseason with a losing 3-4 record.
GO KINGS
Regular game threads return next Wednesday.