well, I guess we're all being crazy and rediculous, so I'll try an offseason re-work. Im gonna try to be as realistic as possible, so please feel free to call me on any of my ideas if they are as unrealistic as many posted here.
Trade#1:
Kings Trade - Brad Miller, Mike Bibby
Kings Receive Kevin Garnett, Ndubi Ebi
I don't know if KG is tradeable, but if he is, this is a package that would get him. Its rough parting with Mike, but the Wolves clearly aren't winning with the team they have, and the same is true of the Kings. Big trades take trading big players, and its tough to pull the trigger for both sides on this one. (RealGM accepts)
Trade #2 - (this one is a little nuts)
Kings Trade - Peja Stojakovic, Kenny Thomas, Cuttino Mobely, Corliss Williamson
Kings Receive - Stromile Swift, James Posey, Mike Miller, Jason Williams, Dahntay Jones
This works assuming Mobely and Swift sign similar deals in a sign and trade. If not some tinkering is involved. Memphis gets Peja to go with Gasol and suddenly has a tremendous inside outside punch with Wells and Cat slashing. Kenny Thomas gives them a nice change of pace 4.
Lineup after trades
PG - Jason Williams / Bobby Jackson
SG - Mike Miller / Kevin Martin / Dahntay Jones
SF - James Posey / Maurice Evans
PF/ C - Kevin Garnett / Brian Skinner / Ndubi Ebi
PF / C - Stromile Swift / Greg Ostertag
This leaves us with an interesting lineup. The first thing that will Raise eyebrows is Jwill coming back. BUT its the perfect team for him to be a guard for. Extremely athletic, with two fast bigs who will run the court, and a 2 guard that can really shoot the 3. Playing towards the Phoenix strategy here with 2 PFs playing on the frontline instead of a true center, but really its what we're doing now anyways since Brad is a high post player who isn't a defensive presence (how many real 5's are there in the league anyways?). I'm not sure if either trade is feasable, but I think both are at least enough to raise the other teams eyebrows.