Just playing, but watch this:
1) The Portland Tribune is reporting that the Blazers are looking to move the #3 pick. Furthermore, they are reporting they are looking for an OG. Possibly they are looking to move down in the draft, but the final line of the article was this: "Or the Blazers could try to package the pick with the rights to veteran Nick Van Exel and his nonguaranteed $13-million contract to secure a veteran shooting guard such as Ray Allen, Michael Redd or Corey Maggette."
2) IMHO, none of the teams with rights to Allen, Redd or Maggette are going to want to dump them for a draft pick and cap room (well, you never know with Donald Sterling).
3) However, one of the best OGs NOT included on that list happens to be Cat Mobley, and we just MIGHT be amenable to such a deal.
4) The Blazers have the richest owner in sports -- in such a deal Cat gets paid (overpaid) with a bigger deal than anybody else would give him. Therefore he just might agree to the sign and trade to make it happen.
5) The Blazers get a veteran (which the article sounded like they might actually be looking for), and a solid citizen/non-gangster to help repair their tattered image.
6) We get a very high draft pick for "free", and then Nick's contract comes right off the books. We actually manage to shed salary and get a high pick simultaneously. Only problem being that the consensus #3 pick right now is a PG, which is not our main need.
7) Generous as he may be, even Paul Allen isn't going to pay Cat $13 mil a year, so the deal would have to be expanded. But we could throw in Corliss to make it work -- another solid citizen to help Portland's image. Or Bobby (cringe) -- expiring deal and a counterpunch to Telfair for a year while teachign him the ropes. Or Tag (expiring, backup to Pryzbilla). Could also offer to swap them Kenny Thomas for Miles to rid them of another problem and give them insurance in case Randolph is out/ruined (Miles has a very similar bad/long contract to Kenny) , while adding youth and athleticism to our frontline (I detest Miles, but its a thought) etc.
In the end we could do:
Cutino Mobley
Corliss Williamson or Bobby Jackson or Greg Ostertag
for
#3 pick
Nick Van Exel (expiring)
Or expanded if they really want rid of Miles and his 'tude and/or need insurance for Randolph:
Cutino Mobley
Corliss Williamson or Bobby Jackson or Greg Ostertag
Kenny Thomas
for
#3 pick
Darius Miles
Nick Van Exel (expiring)
Etc. Etc. Much depends on windows, and who between the Blazers and us is more scared of developing young talent rather than winning now. I wouldn't if I were the Blazers. But the top fo the draft is soft this year, and they may be looking for a sure thing and mature presence. So who needs Petrie?