Nerd Fight 1: Who wins? George McFly vs. Napoleon Dynamite
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So am I voting for who is cooler or who would actually win in a real fight, because you know Napoleon knows karate and stuff, but George is way cooler. At least 50s George. 80s George is pretty lame.
NoBonus
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I voted Napoleon: Here is why Napoleon is a little faster on his feet, longer, and has better stamina (see lengthy dance sequence) (George needs his inhaler all the time), though I have no doubt George has better strength and likely a better idea on how to punch a guy out. (see Biff's face).... so hard to decide, but I still stick by Napoleon...
NoBonus
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Be sure to vote in the poll... maybe we can start a tourney!
But is the actual physical fight the criteria? I just want to make sure I cast the right vote and don't skew this highly scientific survey by voting for who I think is cooler.
Mad D
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I picked George McFly, he punched Biff in the face. Napolean failed to be trained in RexKwanDo.
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kingsnation
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Napoleon because of his mad ninja skills. period.
Arby's Roast Beef
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George McFly
Gary
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=LarryLegend=
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Napoleon because he had to deal with a buttload of gangs.
NoBonus
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Yes, a physical street fight. No rules, just fight.
bdouble013
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Have you seen that video? McFly, simply because is freaking nuts.
Ok, then I go with ND, ninja skills and nunchukas.
Crispin Glover's real life adventures don't count, in that case he'd be the clear winner.
SacKings7
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Napoleon's uncle is the 1 that can throw steaks. Napoleon can take them in the face pretty good tho.
Gotta go with McFly. I'm assuming that we're talking about him at his best, and that's the guy that slept Biff, then used just one hand to push down the redhead who cut in with Lorraine.
Napoleon talked a good game, but never actually did anything outside of throwing an orange at Uncle Rico's kidnapper van. He's the type of fighter who would turn his back to avoid getting hit in the face.
Napoleon talked a good game, but never actually did anything outside of throwing an orange at Uncle Rico's kidnapper van. He's the type of fighter who would turn his back to avoid getting hit in the face.
bdouble013
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If we go non-real life adventures, I still have to go with McFly. One punch TKO on Biff sells it for me. ND talked big, but he's all talk, from what we can see.
Oh and Data >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Urkel. Not even a contest. I think the "Pincers of Power" win the day there.
vikinginferno
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Napolean, he would get a cheap shot in just as he did to Uncle Rico.
Emma
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No way, Urkel can time travel, teleport, and duplicate himself. Data is cool, but we all wish to be Urkel, very secretly.
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