Here, while we're at it let's just be REAL saavy:
1) Washington wants to sell its #5 pick. Let's go get it. offer Noc for immediate help, or take on a bad contract + offer a future #1 (top 3 protected -- so at most we lose one draft positon). Something.
2) armed with the #4 and #5 approach Memphis and OKC
3) Have Memphis take and hold Thabeet (not Rubio) for us in exchange for us taking Hill and swapping them. Throw in a future pick or one of our #23/#31 combo.
4) with Thabeet off the board and no other centers of note available, OKC's needs are then an OG. Have them take Rubio for us, while we take Harden + again sweeten the pot with a future pick or the #23/#31.
5) Exit draft with both Thabeet and Rubio and go skipping home.