Kings Good Luck Haiku Contest

[Jerryaki]

the tenth pick is high
we will get a younger brad
but at least no muss!

 

[NoBonus]

In Stern we trusted
The league got screwed once again
Enough is enough

 

[Circa_1985_Fan]

Noah will be gone
Hibbert decided for school
So, now what the hell?

 

[Oscar]

Crumbling Arco
Roar of the crowd is long gone
Crickets chirp inside

(Sound of snapping fingers) - where's my espresso, man?

 

[PixelPusher]

Wanted One or Two
Now hell in the Pacific
Oden and Durant
​

 

[ParniValjak]

Wanted One or Two
Now hell in the Pacific
Oden and Durant
​

Err... Portland and Seattle in Pacific?!

Since when?

 

[Oscar]

(Snapping fingers to the haikus) Where's my espresso, man?

 

[PixelPusher]

Err... Portland and Seattle in Pacific?!

Since when?

Dang it! New divisional alignment ruined a perfectly worded haiku.