Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Well, took more than a little doing, as one might expect given the depths of our crappiness, but after days of doodling I finally managed to clean up all of the messes we have gotten ourselves into these last few years and give the franchise a clean start and future:
TRADE 1 (Sac/Mia)
Miami OUT:
Jason Williams $8.9 (ender)
Michael Doleac $3.1 (ender)
Dorell Wright $1.7 (ender)
first round pick (#20)
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$13.7mil
Miami IN:
Mike Bibby $13.5mil
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$13.5mil
WHY IT HAPPENS: It just should. WHY NOT: with Posey gone and Wright traded, the only SF left even in theory is Walker. Course that's what FA is for.
TRADE 2 (The Showcase Sac/NY/Hou/Phx)
Sac OUT:
Ron Artest $7.8mil
Brad Miller $10.5mil
Kenny Thomas $7.3mil
John Salmons $4.8mil
#10 pick
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$30.4mil
Sac IN:
Steve Francis $16.4
Kurt Thomas $8.1mil (ender)
Bob Sura $3.8mil (ender)
Kirk Snyder $2.4mil (ender)
#4 pick
#23pick
#26pick
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$30.7mil
NY OUT:
Steve Francis $16.4mil
Channing Frye $2.3mil
Nate Robinson $1.2mil
#23pick
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$19.9mil
NY IN:
Ron Artest $7.8mil
Kenny Thomas $7.3mil
Rafer Alston $4.6mil
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$19.7mil
Houston OUT:
Rafer Alston $4.6mil
Bob Sura $3.8mil (ender)
Kirk Snyder $2.4mil (ender)
#26 pick
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$10.8mil
Houston IN:
Brad Miller $10.5mil
Nate Robinson: $1.2mil
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$11.7mil
Phoenix OUT:
Kurt Thomas $8.1mil (ender)
#4 pick
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$8.1mil
Phoenix IN:
Channing Frye: $2.3mil
John Salmons: $4.8mil
#10 pick
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$7.1mil
WHY IT HAPPENS: Because I put a lot of damn work into it, and made it work for every team. Phoenix gets depth in a guy they wanted last summer (Salmons), a cheap young big from the area who can play their style, and a chance to draft Mike Conley as Nash's understudy. They also save a little money, which is key for them. NY gets Artest, who Zeke loves, and that NY loves, and another NY playground legend in Rafer, and a short surly PF, who again appeals to Zeke's Napoleon complex and love of bad contracts -- he and Lee dominate the glass next to sad sack Curry. They also get rid of Francis who they want gone as well as two out of favor kids. Houston gets Brad to help Rick instill the new flavor in Houston as well as majorly shoring up their frontcourt, and Nate for Rick to try to turn into a new Bobby Jackson....just as soon as they find an actual starter in FA. We...well we make out like bandits in enders and picks. WHY IT DOESN'T: Because Geoff is jealous of my superior GMing skills and will scuttle it.
TRADE 3a (Sac/SA)
Sac OUT:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
Sac IN:
Francisco Elson: $3.0mil (ender)
Jackie Butler: $2.4mil
SA OUT:
Francisco Elson: $3.0mil (ender)
Jackie Butler: $2.4mil
SA IN:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
TRADE 3b (Sac/DAL)
Sac OUT:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
Sac IN:
Devean George: $2.2mil (ender)
DJ Mbenga: $1.8mil
Maurice Ager: $1.0mil (ender)
DAL OUT:
Devean George: $2.2mil (ender)
DJ Mbenga: $1.8mil
Maurice Ager: $1.0mil (ender)
DAL IN:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
WHY EITHER HAPPENS: watching Dallas int he first round, or San Anotonio in Game 5, their backup bigs were totally ineffective against smallballing, while Reef, sad though he be, is if nothing else smallball kryptonite. The Spurs at least wanted Reef to be a 6th man back the summer when we signed him. He should be more willing now. And of course Dallas will be looking for a cheap way to fix what went wrong, and Cuban loves to collect faded stars. Note, we also had an interest in MBenga last summer, so be a coup to get him this way. WHY THEY DON'T HAPPEN: Geoff gets stains on the front of his pants at the thought of soft pretty little "bigs" and may not possibly be able to part with a man he openly lusted after only two years ago.
Kings final roster:
Steve Francis $16.4mil
Jason Williams $8.9mil (ender)
Kurt Thomas $8.1mil (ender)
Bob Sura $3.8mil (ender) -- injured, waive
Michael Doleac $3.1mil (ender)
Francisco Elson $3.0mil (ender)
Kirk Snyder $2.4mil (ender)
Jackie Butler $2.4mil
Kevin Martin $1.8mil (ender)
Dorell Wright $1.7mil (ender)
Quincy Douby $1.3mil
Francisco Garcia $1.2mil
Ronnie Price $MIN
Justin Williams $MIN
#4 pick (big stud -- Jianlian, Horford, Wright)
#20 pick (maybe combine a couple of these to move up again)
#23 pick (maybe combine a couple of these to move up again)
#26 pick (maybe combine a couple of these to move up again)
so:
1) ALL the long term veteran contracts are gone.
2) the above team sucks, in perfect rebuilding fashion. Old vets with ending contracts giving way to all kinds of talented kids
3) then after a year of sucking, get an other high draft pick next year, in a big PG draft, AND clear up $34mil in capspace! Sign big free agent(s), draft young PG of future.
4) Then in 08-09, with all the kids, with free agent, with the new high draft pick at PG, Steve Francis becomes a free agent and you clear ANOTHER $18mil in capspace and can go sign another free agent the next year.

TRADE 1 (Sac/Mia)
Miami OUT:
Jason Williams $8.9 (ender)
Michael Doleac $3.1 (ender)
Dorell Wright $1.7 (ender)
first round pick (#20)
---------------------------
$13.7mil
Miami IN:
Mike Bibby $13.5mil
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$13.5mil
WHY IT HAPPENS: It just should. WHY NOT: with Posey gone and Wright traded, the only SF left even in theory is Walker. Course that's what FA is for.
TRADE 2 (The Showcase Sac/NY/Hou/Phx)
Sac OUT:
Ron Artest $7.8mil
Brad Miller $10.5mil
Kenny Thomas $7.3mil
John Salmons $4.8mil
#10 pick
----------------------
$30.4mil
Sac IN:
Steve Francis $16.4
Kurt Thomas $8.1mil (ender)
Bob Sura $3.8mil (ender)
Kirk Snyder $2.4mil (ender)
#4 pick
#23pick
#26pick
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$30.7mil
NY OUT:
Steve Francis $16.4mil
Channing Frye $2.3mil
Nate Robinson $1.2mil
#23pick
--------------------------
$19.9mil
NY IN:
Ron Artest $7.8mil
Kenny Thomas $7.3mil
Rafer Alston $4.6mil
--------------------
$19.7mil
Houston OUT:
Rafer Alston $4.6mil
Bob Sura $3.8mil (ender)
Kirk Snyder $2.4mil (ender)
#26 pick
------------
$10.8mil
Houston IN:
Brad Miller $10.5mil
Nate Robinson: $1.2mil
------------
$11.7mil
Phoenix OUT:
Kurt Thomas $8.1mil (ender)
#4 pick
-------------------------
$8.1mil
Phoenix IN:
Channing Frye: $2.3mil
John Salmons: $4.8mil
#10 pick
---------------------------
$7.1mil
WHY IT HAPPENS: Because I put a lot of damn work into it, and made it work for every team. Phoenix gets depth in a guy they wanted last summer (Salmons), a cheap young big from the area who can play their style, and a chance to draft Mike Conley as Nash's understudy. They also save a little money, which is key for them. NY gets Artest, who Zeke loves, and that NY loves, and another NY playground legend in Rafer, and a short surly PF, who again appeals to Zeke's Napoleon complex and love of bad contracts -- he and Lee dominate the glass next to sad sack Curry. They also get rid of Francis who they want gone as well as two out of favor kids. Houston gets Brad to help Rick instill the new flavor in Houston as well as majorly shoring up their frontcourt, and Nate for Rick to try to turn into a new Bobby Jackson....just as soon as they find an actual starter in FA. We...well we make out like bandits in enders and picks. WHY IT DOESN'T: Because Geoff is jealous of my superior GMing skills and will scuttle it.

TRADE 3a (Sac/SA)
Sac OUT:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
Sac IN:
Francisco Elson: $3.0mil (ender)
Jackie Butler: $2.4mil
SA OUT:
Francisco Elson: $3.0mil (ender)
Jackie Butler: $2.4mil
SA IN:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
TRADE 3b (Sac/DAL)
Sac OUT:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
Sac IN:
Devean George: $2.2mil (ender)
DJ Mbenga: $1.8mil
Maurice Ager: $1.0mil (ender)
DAL OUT:
Devean George: $2.2mil (ender)
DJ Mbenga: $1.8mil
Maurice Ager: $1.0mil (ender)
DAL IN:
Shareef Abdur-Rahim: $5.8mil
WHY EITHER HAPPENS: watching Dallas int he first round, or San Anotonio in Game 5, their backup bigs were totally ineffective against smallballing, while Reef, sad though he be, is if nothing else smallball kryptonite. The Spurs at least wanted Reef to be a 6th man back the summer when we signed him. He should be more willing now. And of course Dallas will be looking for a cheap way to fix what went wrong, and Cuban loves to collect faded stars. Note, we also had an interest in MBenga last summer, so be a coup to get him this way. WHY THEY DON'T HAPPEN: Geoff gets stains on the front of his pants at the thought of soft pretty little "bigs" and may not possibly be able to part with a man he openly lusted after only two years ago.
Kings final roster:
Steve Francis $16.4mil
Jason Williams $8.9mil (ender)
Kurt Thomas $8.1mil (ender)
Bob Sura $3.8mil (ender) -- injured, waive
Michael Doleac $3.1mil (ender)
Francisco Elson $3.0mil (ender)
Kirk Snyder $2.4mil (ender)
Jackie Butler $2.4mil
Kevin Martin $1.8mil (ender)
Dorell Wright $1.7mil (ender)
Quincy Douby $1.3mil
Francisco Garcia $1.2mil
Ronnie Price $MIN
Justin Williams $MIN
#4 pick (big stud -- Jianlian, Horford, Wright)
#20 pick (maybe combine a couple of these to move up again)
#23 pick (maybe combine a couple of these to move up again)
#26 pick (maybe combine a couple of these to move up again)
so:
1) ALL the long term veteran contracts are gone.
2) the above team sucks, in perfect rebuilding fashion. Old vets with ending contracts giving way to all kinds of talented kids
3) then after a year of sucking, get an other high draft pick next year, in a big PG draft, AND clear up $34mil in capspace! Sign big free agent(s), draft young PG of future.
4) Then in 08-09, with all the kids, with free agent, with the new high draft pick at PG, Steve Francis becomes a free agent and you clear ANOTHER $18mil in capspace and can go sign another free agent the next year.
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