what was the last movie you watched?

Incidentally, I just accidentally sat through all of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on cable. It was even worse than I remembered, but I somehow still think I don't hate it as much as everyone else seems to. There were a few genuinely entertaining moments sprinkled throughout, and it was certainly no cheesier than Temple of Doom (truth be told, this one's complete lack of Kate Capshaw screaming is enough for me to rank it much higher than ToD). Also, I feel confident that it was neither the aliens nor Shia LeBeouf that made it bad.
 

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I love Temple of Doom, in its own quirky way.

Still haven't seen Crystal Skull. What channel is it on, I will have to look for it on on demand or something just so I can finally see what I have been missing.
 
I wasn't too happy they were remaking Let the Right One In (to be called Let Me In), but I see that Chloe Moretz (Hit Girl) will be playing the vampire, which could be interesting. I don't know if she'd pull of the androgeny, but I have a feeling they may lose that and some of the edgier elements. The director has one of the weirdest track records - wrote Under Siege 2, The Yards and for Fecility, and directed The Pallbearer and Cloverfield? :confused:

The original to me felt like if Truffaut's The 400 Blows was a vampire movie. I'm afraid this one is going to end up like younger-Twilight.
 
The Box. What a mess. I am sure I mentioned before that I loved this short story and the Twilight Zone ep based on it when I was younger, there was just no way to make this into a good feature length movie but wow did they just fly all over the place with it. Glad I caught it on cable. Hey, even I knew this was too bad for my Blu-Ray collection.
Is this the one with Cameron Diaz? I think I just queued that in my DVR. Figured it would be bad.
 
Sort of off topic, but I was watching some of the behind the scenes stuff for The Prestige last night, and I can't stop thinking about how talented Christopher Nolan is.

Even further off topic, I was in Best Buy yesterday and, while I've been very nonplussed by the 3D televisions that I had seen, Panasonic has a really, really good one for a not so bad price. I'm not ready to do a 3D conversion yet, but it's now on my radar.
 

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I'm afraid this one is going to end up like younger-Twilight.
Even if it isn't I am sure it will be marketed as such. Ever see the Near Dark blu-ray box art?

I suspect this will be the norm for anything remotely vampiric for the first half of this decade. One can only hope I am wrong.
 

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The Expendables - lots of action and a high body count. Haven't seen Dolf in YEARS, and I guess now I know why. Some fun stuff in there for action movie buffs, including Jet Li and a running commentary about being shorter than everyone else. :) I wonder if they use all the movie profits to pay the 'roid dealers when all is said and done......
 
The Expendables - lots of action and a high body count. Haven't seen Dolf in YEARS, and I guess now I know why. Some fun stuff in there for action movie buffs, including Jet Li and a running commentary about being shorter than everyone else. :) I wonder if they use all the movie profits to pay the 'roid dealers when all is said and done......
I hate that I haven't seen this one yet, after looking forward to it for over a year. Have plans to do an Expendables/Scott Pilgrim double feature tomorrow, though.
 
The Expendables - lots of action and a high body count. Haven't seen Dolf in YEARS, and I guess now I know why. Some fun stuff in there for action movie buffs, including Jet Li and a running commentary about being shorter than everyone else. :) I wonder if they use all the movie profits to pay the 'roid dealers when all is said and done......
Mmmm Charisma Carpenter aka Jason Straham's girl in the movie.

Also, Terry Crews had the best scene with his AA-12 shotguns:cool:
 
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World -- another thoroughly enjoyable film from Edgar Wright. Very fun and clever. And also one of very few movies I've seen where the music from a character's band (written by Beck, here) are actually really good.

The Expendables -- I had a lot of fun with this one, too, but I almost wish it was even more mindless. For the type of movie it wants to be (or, perhaps more specifically, the type of movie I wanted it to be), there were moments that were far too touchy-feely. Also, it may be picking a bit nit, but I don't know that Sly is much of an action director. For as fun and 'splody as it was, there were many times during the last half hour where I couldn't tell who was hurting who because of all the tight shots, quick cuts, and erratic camera movement. It needs to slow down so I can really savor my bloodshed.
 
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World -- another thoroughly enjoyable film from Edgar Wright. Very fun and clever. And also one of very few movies I've seen where the music from a character's band (written by Beck, here) are actually really good.
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This movie is hilarious, but the soundtrack to this film is EPIC. Best soundtrack of all time? Quite possibly :D
 
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World -- another thoroughly enjoyable film from Edgar Wright. Very fun and clever. And also one of very few movies I've seen where the music from a character's band (written by Beck, here) are actually really good.
I'm surprised at how horribly it did at the box office. I've been seeing the commercials everywhere and they look cool; I thought this was going to resonate with Generation Xbox. I would have liked for it to do well, because I want to see more indie comics make it to the screen and for Edgar Wright to get a budget again.
 
I was surprised as well, that movie is a gamer / fanboy's dream come true. I am neither, anymore, but it was an incredibly fun movie to sit through with my friends.
 

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I'm surprised at how horribly it did at the box office. I've been seeing the commercials everywhere and they look cool; I thought this was going to resonate with Generation Xbox. I would have liked for it to do well, because I want to see more indie comics make it to the screen and for Edgar Wright to get a budget again.
Ah see I would have called the advertising campaign part of the problem. As a non 14-22yr old gamer I had no real idea what it was, and other than the obvious absurdity of Michael Cera having to kick butt somehow and the amusing Epic Movie of Epic Epicness tagline, there just wasn't anything there to tempt me. But then again maybe the material is just simply obscure enough that there was no real way to sell it outside a narrow demographic that has actually read the comics. I'll probably check it out on cable, but I'm really not willing to shell out $10+ in the theater to see many movies unless I'm sure they are wins, or at least should be. I did see The Expendables this weekend, but that was largely because I was assured it was my manly duty to do so, and failure to buy a ticket would render me a non-man:


If Scott Pilgriim had anything remotely as straightforward in its marketing maybe it would have gotten more people. :)
 
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I wonder how Zach Snyder's Sucker Punch will do. It's basically a live-action anime, with cute schoolgirlish heroines, giants robots, dragons, steampunk, zombies, WWII trappings, samurais...you name it! It's probably more accessible as an over-the-top action-fantasy, no matter how many fanboyish elements it packs in, than Scott Pilgrim's relationship-as-videogame conceit.
 
I think the release weekend is a big reason Scott Pilgrim didn't do better. The Expendables and Eat Pray Love are SO polarizing in terms of audience -- the former an absolute must-see for the action nuts, the latter an absolute must-see for the Julia Roberts/rom com brigade -- that there really isn't too much of an audience left over for a nichey comic book adaptation that's heavy on the nerdiness without being all the way anything else. I saw (and paid for) two films this weekend, but most people don't.

I think the marketing has, somewhat, done it a disservice, as well. Yes, it's nerd heaven with comic book and video game aesthetic/references, but ignore those elements and it's really got a fairly universal appeal. I can't think of too many demographic groups that wouldn't find at least something to enjoy here. Unfortunately, the adds don't really convey that.

As for Sucker Punch... been on my radar for a while, not surprisingly, as was Scott Pilgrim, but I doubt that's the case for the non-nerds. No matter the obscurity, though, I think the hot chicks and big action will likely be a large draw once the ads start running. And Zach Snyder is, as of today, a bigger name than Edgar Wright (who still usually needs a "the guy who did..." disclaimer). I predict it will do better than Scott Pilgrim did, depending of course on what shares the opening weekend.
 
Saw SALT a couple weeks ago. So awful. I want my $11.50 back.

And the wife and I watched Date Night last weekend. Some laughs, Mila Kunis is really cute, the Audi they wrecked is freakin' amazing, other than that, nothing to say. Five out of ten.
 

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Date Night - what I expected out of it given the cast involved - my wife wanted to see it. Some funny parts, some parts not quite as funny as they apparently thought they would be. Meh.
 

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Machete. Loved every minute of it, my only complaint might be that it was too much too soon that it never quite achieved the level of awesomeness of the opening battle. Totally worth my rare trip to the theater though.