The man went into the bar with his son. It was his son's 21st birthday and they wanted to celebrate. The man sat down at the bar, reached down into his lap and sat a head on the bar. The bartender, for a moment, was agast. The father said, don't be alarmed, he was born this way and its his 21st birthday, so give us each a shot of whiskey. The father downed his and just after the son downed his, suddenly, poof, a body popped out. Excitedly he said, give me another one. He downed it and once again, poof, two arms popped out. Getting very excited now, he grabbed the bottle with his two new hands and poured himself a drink and downed it. and Wa La, sure enough, poof, two legs popped out.
The father and son looked at one another. Both started to cry. They hugged one another in joy. The son wiped his eyes, looked at the bartender and said, one more to celebrate the greatest day in my life. They both raised their glasses, nodded to one another and downed their drinks. And Poof, the son disappeared. The bartender looked sadly at the father who was in shock and said. He should have quit while he was a head......
The father and son looked at one another. Both started to cry. They hugged one another in joy. The son wiped his eyes, looked at the bartender and said, one more to celebrate the greatest day in my life. They both raised their glasses, nodded to one another and downed their drinks. And Poof, the son disappeared. The bartender looked sadly at the father who was in shock and said. He should have quit while he was a head......