Tetsujin
The Game Thread Dude
If you look at his skull the phrenology tells you everything you need to know about how he is unwilling to make the perimeter work and and the bumps over the brow clearly indicate his lack of interest in getting the other players in the game... c'mon man it's SCIENCE!
You also forgot to mention Demarcus was born under the star of the sleepwalker, leaving him susceptible to long bouts of costing his team the game.