Island of Pain and Misery Draft --- draft completed
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Alright, With my next pick I select Millions of Mosquitos
deffinetly not the most painful bug bite still available, but Im trying to keep my list to things I have actually had experience with. I was at the beach about 3 minutes away from my house the other night, and as I write this im itching mosquito bites on both of my ankles. These little buggers are everywhere and I have no self control when it comes to scrathing there bites.
deffinetly not the most painful bug bite still available, but Im trying to keep my list to things I have actually had experience with. I was at the beach about 3 minutes away from my house the other night, and as I write this im itching mosquito bites on both of my ankles. These little buggers are everywhere and I have no self control when it comes to scrathing there bites.
Alright, With my next pick I select Millions of Mosquitos
deffinetly not the most painful bug bite still available, but Im trying to keep my list to things I have actually had experience with. I was at the beach about 3 minutes away from my house the other night, and as I write this im itching mosquito bites on both of my ankles. These little buggers are everywhere and I have no self control when it comes to scrathing there bites.
deffinetly not the most painful bug bite still available, but Im trying to keep my list to things I have actually had experience with. I was at the beach about 3 minutes away from my house the other night, and as I write this im itching mosquito bites on both of my ankles. These little buggers are everywhere and I have no self control when it comes to scrathing there bites.
I think D-Mass already had that one early in the draft.
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Alrighty, with this pick I'll go with something that I can really really relate too. I draft Severely Sprained Ankles. As alot of you may know, there isnt much worse than a really really bad ankle sprain .. They absolutely killed me during high school, and the thing is they really dont heal unless you stay completely off your feet for months, and that is nearly impossible for a high school athlete. Obviously I didnt want to miss games, especially my senior year as I knew that would most likely be it for me ( at least for soccer ..)
For your enjorment, I'll provide you with a 100% real picture of one of my ankle sprains I suffered in a junior year soccer game .. it wasnt my worst.
As you can see, my ankle is basically absorbed by the rest of my foot because of how swolen it was. The bruise went all the way to my toes .. it hurt like hellll
Then there is the walking .. you try and put pessure on it and you think your good, then you turn the wrong way and completely claps .. its almost funny.
So I now have to fight Mr. Lesnar with two sprained ankles .. I like my odds
For your enjorment, I'll provide you with a 100% real picture of one of my ankle sprains I suffered in a junior year soccer game .. it wasnt my worst.
As you can see, my ankle is basically absorbed by the rest of my foot because of how swolen it was. The bruise went all the way to my toes .. it hurt like hellll
Then there is the walking .. you try and put pessure on it and you think your good, then you turn the wrong way and completely claps .. its almost funny.
So I now have to fight Mr. Lesnar with two sprained ankles .. I like my odds
The Black Hole (Raider Fans)
I hate these idiots.
Now them is all of their rioting, assaultive, face-painted, skull wearing, obnoxiousness will forever be running wild on my island.
And their leader is their very own Al Davis, who will only support their utter ridiculousness.
2. Al Davis? I thought you were not allowed to pick things like the Devil?
Alright, I have to admit that most of the holdup has been because I was trying to think of a suitable drink for my island, as my top2 choices (Mice Wine and the Placenta 400000) have now been selected. Sadly, I couldn't think of anything too original, so my choice is: 16 Million Reserve
Basically, this stuff is pure Capsaicin, meaning it's the embodiment of hotness. On the Scoville scale, it rates as being 3200 times as hot as Tabasco. Should be the most painful of the drinks around here, at least. So, I'm guessing it's Jespher's turn then? He'll get the pm, anyways.
Basically, this stuff is pure Capsaicin, meaning it's the embodiment of hotness. On the Scoville scale, it rates as being 3200 times as hot as Tabasco. Should be the most painful of the drinks around here, at least. So, I'm guessing it's Jespher's turn then? He'll get the pm, anyways.
Alright, I have to admit that most of the holdup has been because I was trying to think of a suitable drink for my island, as my top2 choices (Mice Wine and the Placenta 400000) have now been selected. Sadly, I couldn't think of anything too original, so my choice is: 16 Million Reserve
Basically, this stuff is pure Capsaicin, meaning it's the embodiment of hotness. On the Scoville scale, it rates as being 3200 times as hot as Tabasco. Should be the most painful of the drinks around here, at least. So, I'm guessing it's Jespher's turn then? He'll get the pm, anyways.
Basically, this stuff is pure Capsaicin, meaning it's the embodiment of hotness. On the Scoville scale, it rates as being 3200 times as hot as Tabasco. Should be the most painful of the drinks around here, at least. So, I'm guessing it's Jespher's turn then? He'll get the pm, anyways.
. Must suck to drink it though, as you would most likely go into anaphylactic shock similar to a bee sting hypersensitivity reaction!
Reading the medical write-up for Capsaicin actually makes it sound pretty good. It numbs your neurons, preventing future pain . Must suck to drink it though, as you would most likely go into anaphylactic shock similar to a bee sting hypersensitivity reaction!
. Must suck to drink it though, as you would most likely go into anaphylactic shock similar to a bee sting hypersensitivity reaction!
So what should I pick... which direction to go...
I select, one of my person arch-enemies do to how fast they move and how big they get. I select a billion Scutigera coleoptrata AKA House Centipedes. Very, very few things give me the creeps, but these do every time...
Read more!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
I select, one of my person arch-enemies do to how fast they move and how big they get. I select a billion Scutigera coleoptrata AKA House Centipedes. Very, very few things give me the creeps, but these do every time...
Read more!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
Today was the worst day of my life! Cthulhu has been rather liberal in his use of my electrodes, and I’ve been having so many seizures and hallucinations that they all ran together. I think I saw my infant son raped, mutilated, and murdered, and then this happened. With my 12th pick I select:
Full Body Chemical Burn
Today began like any other wash day. My escalator finally stopped, I heard a loud cranking noise and the flowing of water (it sounded like water). I was relieved to see that there were no jellyfish today, but horrified to find myself submerged in a bath of sulfuric acid! The pain was unbearable and the 30-second submersion felt like an eternity. I accidentally inhaled some too!
After a moment or two another batch of water came through, along with enough basic ammonia solution to neutralize the remaining acid. My body was left scared and unrecognizable. My skin was severely melted off in many places, as was my hair. I was lucky enough to have my eyes closed, and suffered no discernable vision impairments, but the rest of my body has been in agony ever since. Most of my nose is gone, and my ears are severely disfigured. My fingers and toes are all fused together, as the skin melted each digit together. Luckily, the priapism kept my loins from experiencing the same fate.
5 minutes later, my regular bath occurred, and I was once again submerged in salt water infested with jellyfish! All I can remember of that day was constant screaming in agony while maniacal voices in my head chanted:
“Jespher used to live here
He doesn’t anymore
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4”
My life is pain. This is my life, and it’s ending one minute at a time…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuiKJ0rRTAo
More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_burn
Full Body Chemical Burn
After a moment or two another batch of water came through, along with enough basic ammonia solution to neutralize the remaining acid. My body was left scared and unrecognizable. My skin was severely melted off in many places, as was my hair. I was lucky enough to have my eyes closed, and suffered no discernable vision impairments, but the rest of my body has been in agony ever since. Most of my nose is gone, and my ears are severely disfigured. My fingers and toes are all fused together, as the skin melted each digit together. Luckily, the priapism kept my loins from experiencing the same fate.
5 minutes later, my regular bath occurred, and I was once again submerged in salt water infested with jellyfish! All I can remember of that day was constant screaming in agony while maniacal voices in my head chanted:
“Jespher used to live here
He doesn’t anymore
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4”
My life is pain. This is my life, and it’s ending one minute at a time…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuiKJ0rRTAo
More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_burn
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check out the final shot.
check out the final shot
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For my next selection i pick:
Every person on the Island being someone who will turn ANYTHING you say into a political argument
Be it my Dad, my co-workers, or the lady in line at the grocery store, i detest people who will turn any conversation towards why the last/current political structure is ruining everything.
To quote an American folk hero:
Shut your mouth and know your role
side note: i do not detest my Dad, just that small part of him.
Every person on the Island being someone who will turn ANYTHING you say into a political argument
Be it my Dad, my co-workers, or the lady in line at the grocery store, i detest people who will turn any conversation towards why the last/current political structure is ruining everything.
To quote an American folk hero:
Shut your mouth and know your role
side note: i do not detest my Dad, just that small part of him.
Yours was called food and drink - that isn't a smell primary item. And I have yet to see anyone actually use sewage as food and drink (except perhaps incidentally), which is a negative for me in the voting.
And I have yet to see anyone actually use sewage as food and drink (except perhaps incidentally), which is a negative for me in the voting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia
Neither of them are eating "raw sewage." I'm sure some will vote for your list because of their inclusion; it would just be an item I would not consider in your favor when voting. No problems. I'm not contesting your selection or anything, just commenting on a part of my voting criteria since you brought it up.
See the wiki on standard sewage constituents below (and I know you were indirectly hinting that only human waste is in it, however this is a/the commonly accepted composition and you never specifically stated the contents of the "raw" sewage one way or the other):
That is what I think of as far as sewage, including TP, condoms, bleach and other household cleaners, and anything else that gets flushed down the toilet or the sink. I have visited several wastewater treatment plants over the years in my profession and education - raw sewage is a lot more than the human waste you refer to.
This shows some of the stuff you would actually be chewing on:
http://www.wrcplc.co.uk/images/sewage screening.jpg
http://www.findtheneedle.co.uk/images/products/22602.jpg
Enjoy!
See the wiki on standard sewage constituents below (and I know you were indirectly hinting that only human waste is in it, however this is a/the commonly accepted composition and you never specifically stated the contents of the "raw" sewage one way or the other):
That is what I think of as far as sewage, including TP, condoms, bleach and other household cleaners, and anything else that gets flushed down the toilet or the sink. I have visited several wastewater treatment plants over the years in my profession and education - raw sewage is a lot more than the human waste you refer to.
This shows some of the stuff you would actually be chewing on:
http://www.wrcplc.co.uk/images/sewage screening.jpg
http://www.findtheneedle.co.uk/images/products/22602.jpg
Enjoy!