All-Purpose Reno Bighorns thread

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Nice screen-and-roll for Moreland.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Reno's half court offense is virtually non-existent, and their defense, less Moreland, is totally non-existent.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Bighorns have sixty-seven points at the half, but they've given up eighty two! Defense, what defense?

 

[sdballer]

Bighorns have sixty-seven points at the half, but they've given up eighty two! Defense, what defense?

Such a stupid idea.

 

[Bricklayer]

Well I see we held them to 37 in the first quarter, so if we can just get back to playing that type of defense we should be able to have a chance. Hold them only 70 in the second hald, and try to nip them 155 to 154.

 

[Tetsujin]

NBA 3.OHMYGODMAKEITSTOP

 

[Spike]

So, again, we're being beaten at our own game. Perhaps "our own game" does not work against anything above a DII level. Somewhere, Mike D'Antoni softly weeps.

 

[Chubbs]

To actually see it in action, wow.

It's even worse than I thought.

 

[Spike]

Whiteside with 7 blocks? Rut roh.

 

[Tetsujin]

Fat Hassan Whiteside is playing like the next Dikembe.

 

[Tetsujin]

Maybe David Stockton would play better if he was wearing short shorts

 

[gunks]

Fat Hassan Whiteside is playing like the next Dikembe.

Well, Dikembe never put up points like Fat Whiteside!

 

[Tetsujin]

Well, Dikembe never put up points like Fat Whiteside!

Well in all fairness to Dikembe, he never faced a system quite as ridiculous as ours.

 

[gunks]

On the bright side...

Maybe Vivek will see that his craaaaaaaaaaaazzzyyyy ideas about "fun" and "entertaining" basketball is just a bunch of crap that gets you destroyed in an embarrassing fashion.

Our owner needs to get it out of his system. Better to do that in D-League.

 

[TheBadGuy]

#BringBackWhiteside

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Damien Wilkens is an assist away from a triple-double. Granted, he ought to be dominating these guys, but it's still funny to see.

Moreland is the only guy for the Bighorns even trying to play defense.

 

[Tetsujin]

Is anyone slightly concerned that PDA may be modelling his physical appearance after Stanly Tucci in the Devil Wears Prada?

 

[TheBadGuy]

Whiteside with 3 blocks away from a triple-double.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Fat Whiteside has 28pts, 20reb and 8blk, and somehow has a +/- of -6.

 

[Tetsujin]

Considering he has a track record of at least being a serviceable wingman, it's surprising to me that Wilkins hasn't found a roster spot this season.

 

[Tetsujin]

If Reno wins this game, I can only imagine the look on Malone's face as Vivek implores him to implement the D-League system

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

If Ranadive tries to make Malone run this horse**** offense, he should immediately resign on principle.

 

[Tetsujin]

Compared to fat Hassan, Moreland has really really skinny legs

 

[randymoss1881]

If Ranadive tries to make Malone run this horse**** offense, he should immediately resign on principle.

I would resign as a kings fan with him

 

[Gilles]

Well, if at some point Sim becomes available to play, that would produce very interesting footage. Cherry-picking will finally come true. And DFC is still the franchise player around here.

 

[Bricklayer]

see see? I TOLD you the strategy was to hold them to only 70 in the second half then run them down.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Compared to fat Hassan, Moreland has really really skinny legs

To be fair, he's had almost two more years of eating to get his legs that size.

 

[VF21]

I have not watched any D-League games. Having said that, it certainly appears from the scores that most teams are playing with the most emphasis on offense. When you think about it, it actually makes sense. Why? Because if there's a guy there who shows any inclination towards real defense he's not in the DL long. There are too many spots available in the show for guys who can even just spell defense, let alone show they might actually be able to play it.

 

[Bricklayer]

I need a word for something below garbage that doesn't rhyme with writ.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Offal?