Okay, this trade sounds ridiculous, but it works salary - wise.
Orlando in:
Udrih and Nocioni
Kings in:
Gortat, Pietrus, and Bass.
Orlando sheds 2 million in payroll, gets a respectable backup for Nelson when he returns, and Noc can be a solid backup for Carter.
Kings get the Polish Hammer as a backup C (hell, maybe even starting C), a
good young PF in Bass coming off the bench, and Pietrus is a younger Udoka.
It'll never happen.