As an EMT I rarely do soimething important.
OK, that's a lie. I never do anything important. The joke is: Paramedics save lives; EMTs only prolong them.
Well ladies and gentlemen of Kingsfans. Today for the first time, I saved a man's life.
And I'm posting this information not because I'm a braggart or attention-whore, but because after 26 years, two working in a mindless, thankless office job, several seemingly endless and obtuse classes, a flurry of oppressive and mind-numbing skills and knowledge tests, a laundry list of bureauacratic hoops to jump through, several months of working as a glorified human delivery driver and tolerating the abusive, belittling and offensive words of pompous doctors, nurses, supervisors and even patients
... i finally got to taste for a few moments what it's like to be a hero.