Supervillain Draft Thread - Team write-ups and post draft rankings
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Mine will not be as extravagant as my fellow draftees but I hope it suffice.
I decided to put my team together with common theme. That each of them the master of their domain.
1. Anti-Monitor - DC
With the Anti Monitor I wanted a comic power house that had enough superpower to deal with the comic superheroes.
2. The Master - Doctor Who
With the Master I wanted someone who had the power to manipulate time itself. Being the master of time travel will make it easier for my team to deal with the unexpected.
3. Freddy Krueger - A Nightmare on Elm Street
With Freddy I wanted someone who could master the dreamworld and who else then the master himself. I just have to say the superheroes better not be caught napping.
4. Diana - V
With Diana I wanted someone who could seduce and control the opposing team. Hey who I am kidding I picked her because she is hot and was first crush.
5. Skynet - The Terminator
With Skynet I wanted to have technology on my side and what better then Skynet.
6. Khan - Star Trek
And finally with Khan I wanted someone who go to any length in order to finish the job at hand. Not only is he ruthless and he also super intelligent, genetically in fact. Plus he is probably one of coolest villains EVER.
I decided to put my team together with common theme. That each of them the master of their domain.
1. Anti-Monitor - DC
With the Anti Monitor I wanted a comic power house that had enough superpower to deal with the comic superheroes.
2. The Master - Doctor Who
With the Master I wanted someone who had the power to manipulate time itself. Being the master of time travel will make it easier for my team to deal with the unexpected.
3. Freddy Krueger - A Nightmare on Elm Street
With Freddy I wanted someone who could master the dreamworld and who else then the master himself. I just have to say the superheroes better not be caught napping.
4. Diana - V
With Diana I wanted someone who could seduce and control the opposing team. Hey who I am kidding I picked her because she is hot and was first crush.
5. Skynet - The Terminator
With Skynet I wanted to have technology on my side and what better then Skynet.
6. Khan - Star Trek
And finally with Khan I wanted someone who go to any length in order to finish the job at hand. Not only is he ruthless and he also super intelligent, genetically in fact. Plus he is probably one of coolest villains EVER.
The Midnight Company
Hey fellow members of Kingsfans.com! My name is Willis and I'd like to explain what I have been doing over the past month or so. I was going to college as a Film major, but then I decided that being an "Evil Overlord" was a much better career choice. In all actuality, I am not that evil of a person, so in order to help me with my master plan, I asked an old family friend to help me out. Adrian Veidt, who was a buddy of my uncle Eddie (quite the Comedian, if you ask anyone,) actually agreed to lend his personal talents and resources to any master plan that we devised provided I recruited other contributors from his list of "necessities" as he called it. He always had such a weird way of phrasing things. Go figure.
He is a pretty smart guy though, so it was in my best interests as an evil overlord to follow his advice. The first task I had to do was find the infamous Venom. Adrian said that his personal talents would be incredibly useful, being that he is feared by nearly everyone, and he can maneuver his way around any place pretty efficiently. He wasn't that hard to find after the first hiccup. I just walked around with a cowbell, shaking it until I heard someone screaming and running away. The first time I did that, the person turned out to be Phil Jackson, and I did the world a huge service by locking him away on my island. In a dungeon. With Kiki Vandewhege, Chris Wallace, Tom Tolbert, Bill Walton, and Kobe. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
The second time around with the cowbell, it turned out to be Eddie Brock, and all I had to do was promise him an opportunity to regain his old life. Some people are just so easy. I don't blame him though, especially after learning the way he feels about the way he was last depicted:
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He was also swayed by the opportunity to potentially hang out with old friends.
Ahh. Sometimes this job is just too easy. Venom now heads up the "Department of Retrieval and Security." Meaning that if I need something, he is going to go get it, and if I need said item to be secured, he is going to make sure nobody else is going to get it.
Hey fellow members of Kingsfans.com! My name is Willis and I'd like to explain what I have been doing over the past month or so. I was going to college as a Film major, but then I decided that being an "Evil Overlord" was a much better career choice. In all actuality, I am not that evil of a person, so in order to help me with my master plan, I asked an old family friend to help me out. Adrian Veidt, who was a buddy of my uncle Eddie (quite the Comedian, if you ask anyone,) actually agreed to lend his personal talents and resources to any master plan that we devised provided I recruited other contributors from his list of "necessities" as he called it. He always had such a weird way of phrasing things. Go figure.
He is a pretty smart guy though, so it was in my best interests as an evil overlord to follow his advice. The first task I had to do was find the infamous Venom. Adrian said that his personal talents would be incredibly useful, being that he is feared by nearly everyone, and he can maneuver his way around any place pretty efficiently. He wasn't that hard to find after the first hiccup. I just walked around with a cowbell, shaking it until I heard someone screaming and running away. The first time I did that, the person turned out to be Phil Jackson, and I did the world a huge service by locking him away on my island. In a dungeon. With Kiki Vandewhege, Chris Wallace, Tom Tolbert, Bill Walton, and Kobe. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
The second time around with the cowbell, it turned out to be Eddie Brock, and all I had to do was promise him an opportunity to regain his old life. Some people are just so easy. I don't blame him though, especially after learning the way he feels about the way he was last depicted:
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He was also swayed by the opportunity to potentially hang out with old friends.
Ahh. Sometimes this job is just too easy. Venom now heads up the "Department of Retrieval and Security." Meaning that if I need something, he is going to go get it, and if I need said item to be secured, he is going to make sure nobody else is going to get it.
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My next task as Evil Overlord was to simply request a meeting with the Prince of Transylvania, or Dracula. After showing him exactly why he should leave his comfortable exile and join our developing contingent required a much more prestigious approach.
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Dracula agreed to join us on the condition that whenever he or any of the nosferatu desired sustenance, he was allowed to go ahead and get it. By whatever means he chooses. Of course I allowed this, because it was in no way detrimental to the outcome of my Evil Overlord-y plan. We offered him the respected position of Lord Imperial, Head of Resource Development and Asset Protection. Being that he has a ton of vampires at his disposal and considering the ease of further recruitment, he thought this to be a fitting title.
Oh dear. Adrian wanted me to contact Gabriel Gray. Some villain who goes by the name "Sylar" because of his affinity for clockwork. The thing is, he is a serial killer and has a very interesting way of doing it. He can't really die, so he just freezes his target and removes the top part of their skull. I'll admit, I actually asked the Count to accompany me on this one, because I really didn't want to have my plan thwarted on a failed recruiting trip. It was actually pretty easy. Sylar has worked as part of a team before, and he was swayed by the fact that in our new world order, he would be allowed to do whatever the hell he wanted to do with no repercussions, and only one provision: He couldn't in anyway harm the integrity of the plan or attack myself or any of the other officers.
Hahaha, he is so quick to perform. He didn't want any extensive responsibilities, so I gave him the title of Special Agent Sylar (or S.A.S) and moved on. He agreed to go on missions for us, provided he had free reign over his decisions regarding opposing superheroes. I figured Venom and Sylar would make a great tandem, because Sylar has no reason to kill Venom (not that he could anyway) and because I figure Venom is more prone to stay on task than Sylar. Sylar also takes care of most of Venom's weaknesses, and his abilities are really useful, especially when Halloween rolls around.
Next stop, Hyrule. More specifically dark Hyrule, where the evil King Ganon lives. It was actually stupidly easy to get him to join us. I promised him Vampire troops instead of Moblins and he had his bags packed in about ten seconds and was about ready to kiss me. (gross.) After the new world order, I would allow him to be King of Hyrule and any other nation he decided to rule. This benefits myself because he would always work for me. I'm so all-powerful its stupid. I gave him the title of "General of all Evil and Such" which he was very happy with.
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Dracula agreed to join us on the condition that whenever he or any of the nosferatu desired sustenance, he was allowed to go ahead and get it. By whatever means he chooses. Of course I allowed this, because it was in no way detrimental to the outcome of my Evil Overlord-y plan. We offered him the respected position of Lord Imperial, Head of Resource Development and Asset Protection. Being that he has a ton of vampires at his disposal and considering the ease of further recruitment, he thought this to be a fitting title.
Oh dear. Adrian wanted me to contact Gabriel Gray. Some villain who goes by the name "Sylar" because of his affinity for clockwork. The thing is, he is a serial killer and has a very interesting way of doing it. He can't really die, so he just freezes his target and removes the top part of their skull. I'll admit, I actually asked the Count to accompany me on this one, because I really didn't want to have my plan thwarted on a failed recruiting trip. It was actually pretty easy. Sylar has worked as part of a team before, and he was swayed by the fact that in our new world order, he would be allowed to do whatever the hell he wanted to do with no repercussions, and only one provision: He couldn't in anyway harm the integrity of the plan or attack myself or any of the other officers.
Hahaha, he is so quick to perform. He didn't want any extensive responsibilities, so I gave him the title of Special Agent Sylar (or S.A.S
) and moved on. He agreed to go on missions for us, provided he had free reign over his decisions regarding opposing superheroes. I figured Venom and Sylar would make a great tandem, because Sylar has no reason to kill Venom (not that he could anyway) and because I figure Venom is more prone to stay on task than Sylar. Sylar also takes care of most of Venom's weaknesses, and his abilities are really useful, especially when Halloween rolls around.
Next stop, Hyrule. More specifically dark Hyrule, where the evil King Ganon lives. It was actually stupidly easy to get him to join us. I promised him Vampire troops instead of Moblins and he had his bags packed in about ten seconds and was about ready to kiss me. (gross.) After the new world order, I would allow him to be King of Hyrule and any other nation he decided to rule. This benefits myself because he would always work for me. I'm so all-powerful its stupid. I gave him the title of "General of all Evil and Such" which he was very happy with.
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The beautiful Black Queen was actually an old acquaintance of Adrian, and she was the last name on the list. Strangest thing is, she actually came to me. She had heard from a reliable source that I was putting together an evil organization and Adrian was going to be helping me. Mostly, she just wanted to work with proper villains again, but I think they've got something going on as well. Selene said her main issue with the world is that the idea of respect was all wrong. The Black Queen always had a sort of Marxist attitude, so she was definitely on board. I figured her and Lord Dracula would make a great tandem, as they have no interest in harming each other and so my Queen wouldn't have to suffer a demotion. Selene Gallio the Black Queen of the Midnight Company.
Which brings me to our plan, our goal.
Welcome to The Midnight Company.
Our goal as a unit is to effectively create a new world order, one in which petty social differences such as gender, religion, and race will not affect the status of a citizen. There will be no such thing as rich, or poor, thin or heavy. Everybody will be given the same equal set of resources to work with, as well as the same opportunities. There will be NO social hierarchy, after my company. We will try to eliminate all reasons for one person to believe he is better than a different person. If pride OR humility exists in any party, then that party will be eliminated. Our existence will, for the most part, be unseen.
First step: Eliminate all heroes and villains on Earth who are not part of the company. Eliminate all heroes not on earth but who have any interest in the planet.
Second step: Remove all forms of government in place, and replace it with an entirely socialistic system. Everybody gets an equal opportunity with no discrimination.There will be no drugs, no alcohol, no opinions past that of mine and my company.
Third step: Declare all religions as they are as false. Citizens are to have no opinion on the matter, and therefore can not quarrel.
Fourth step: Any citizen who does not comply with our vision must be eliminated.
Result: A world peace that has been manufactured by a system that shall be run by myself and Adrian.
With no opposition, and no opinions, our system should run flawlessly.
Team Roles:
Ozymandias: Senior Adviser, Mastermind, 2nd in Command
Venom (Eddie Brock): Covert Agent, Head of Department of Retrieval and Security
Sylar (Gabriel Gray): Special Agent Sylar, Adviser to Department of Retrieval and Security
Count Dracula (Prince Alucard): Lord Imperial, Head of Department of Resource Development and Asset Protection
Ganon/Ganondorf: General of all Evil, Commander of all Midnight Men
The Black Queen: The Black Queen of the Midnight Company, Senior Adviser, Assistant upon request to Lord Dracula
Which brings me to our plan, our goal.
Welcome to The Midnight Company.
Our goal as a unit is to effectively create a new world order, one in which petty social differences such as gender, religion, and race will not affect the status of a citizen. There will be no such thing as rich, or poor, thin or heavy. Everybody will be given the same equal set of resources to work with, as well as the same opportunities. There will be NO social hierarchy, after my company. We will try to eliminate all reasons for one person to believe he is better than a different person. If pride OR humility exists in any party, then that party will be eliminated. Our existence will, for the most part, be unseen.
First step: Eliminate all heroes and villains on Earth who are not part of the company. Eliminate all heroes not on earth but who have any interest in the planet.
Second step: Remove all forms of government in place, and replace it with an entirely socialistic system. Everybody gets an equal opportunity with no discrimination.There will be no drugs, no alcohol, no opinions past that of mine and my company.
Third step: Declare all religions as they are as false. Citizens are to have no opinion on the matter, and therefore can not quarrel.
Fourth step: Any citizen who does not comply with our vision must be eliminated.
Result: A world peace that has been manufactured by a system that shall be run by myself and Adrian.
With no opposition, and no opinions, our system should run flawlessly.
Team Roles:
Ozymandias: Senior Adviser, Mastermind, 2nd in Command
Venom (Eddie Brock): Covert Agent, Head of Department of Retrieval and Security
Sylar (Gabriel Gray): Special Agent Sylar, Adviser to Department of Retrieval and Security
Count Dracula (Prince Alucard): Lord Imperial, Head of Department of Resource Development and Asset Protection
Ganon/Ganondorf: General of all Evil, Commander of all Midnight Men
The Black Queen: The Black Queen of the Midnight Company, Senior Adviser, Assistant upon request to Lord Dracula
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A contractual agreement one must sign before joining the Midnight Company:
(A few guidelines, mainly because of the presence of Ganon.)
1. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
2. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
3. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
4. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
5. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
5. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.
6. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
7. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
8. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
9. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
10. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
11. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
12. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
13. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
14. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
15. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
16. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
17. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Midnight Men, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
19. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
20. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
21. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
22. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
23. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
24. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
25. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
26. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
27. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
28. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
29. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
30. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
31. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
32. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
33. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
34. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Midnigt Men are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
35. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
36. I will never ride into battle under casual circumstance. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
37. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
38. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
39. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. The hero will also be killed unless that cannot be achieved.
40. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
41. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
42. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
43. If an adviser says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the adviser. Unless he is the five-year old child. Actually, this rule still applies but under signer's discretion.
44. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
45. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
46. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. I will ask Venom to procure it for me.
47. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
48. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
49. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
50. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
51. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Midnight Men. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
52. My Midnight Men will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
53. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
54. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
55. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
56. My five-year-old child adviser will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
57. If my advisers ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
58. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
59. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
60. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
(A few guidelines, mainly because of the presence of Ganon.)
1. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
2. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
3. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
4. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
5. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
5. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.
6. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
7. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
8. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
9. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
10. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
11. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
12. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
13. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
14. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
15. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
16. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
17. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Midnight Men, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
19. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
20. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
21. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
22. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
23. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
24. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
25. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
26. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
27. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
28. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
29. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
30. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
31. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
32. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
33. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
34. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Midnigt Men are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
35. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
36. I will never ride into battle under casual circumstance. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
37. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
38. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
39. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. The hero will also be killed unless that cannot be achieved.
40. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
41. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
42. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
43. If an adviser says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the adviser. Unless he is the five-year old child. Actually, this rule still applies but under signer's discretion.
44. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
45. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
46. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. I will ask Venom to procure it for me.
47. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
48. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
49. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
50. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
51. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Midnight Men. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
52. My Midnight Men will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
53. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
54. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
55. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
56. My five-year-old child adviser will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
57. If my advisers ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
58. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
59. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
60. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
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61. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
62. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
63. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
64. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, that's too bad.
65. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
66. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
67. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
68. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
69. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisers assure me it is impossible for them to win. All captured heroes will be killed unless that achievement remains impossible.
70. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old adviser can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
71. I will instruct my Midnight Men to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
72. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
73. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
74. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress island.
75. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
76. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
77. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
78. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
79. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
80. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
81. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
82. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
83. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
84. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
85. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
86. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
87. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
88. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
89. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
90. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.
91. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
92. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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There. Now you all know what my plan is, and what it takes to join the Midnight Company.
But I am not some comic-book villain. Do you think I'd explain every intricate detail of my plan and then try and go through with it? No, this plan has been in effect since the draft started and it is irreversible.
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62. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
63. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
64. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, that's too bad.
65. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
66. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
67. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
68. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
69. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisers assure me it is impossible for them to win. All captured heroes will be killed unless that achievement remains impossible.
70. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old adviser can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
71. I will instruct my Midnight Men to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
72. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
73. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
74. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress island.
75. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
76. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
77. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
78. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
79. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
80. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
81. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
82. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
83. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
84. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
85. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
86. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
87. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
88. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
89. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
90. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.
91. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
92. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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There. Now you all know what my plan is, and what it takes to join the Midnight Company.
But I am not some comic-book villain. Do you think I'd explain every intricate detail of my plan and then try and go through with it? No, this plan has been in effect since the draft started and it is irreversible.
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Venom, I don't know how many of those you came up with or if you found that list somewhere, but that is priceless. I actually copied it all and sent it in an email to my dad, who is always complaining about those things in movies.
Well done!
I actually copied it all and sent it in an email to my dad, who is always complaining about those things in movies.Well done!
Still hilarious and a small inspiration behind the thread write-up in the OP.
And because Venom is the first to reference it, it's his
The write-ups we have so far have been outstanding. Looking forward to more and eager to get those rankings in. Waiting on 11.
Oh goodness that is a lot to read. Maybe I should pay someone off to write one for me. Anyone bored and willing to work for thank yous?
Also this list would have been helpful for the draft but they are posting it in sections and it isn't entirely up:
http://comics.ign.com/top-100-villains/index.html
Also this list would have been helpful for the draft but they are posting it in sections and it isn't entirely up:
http://comics.ign.com/top-100-villains/index.html
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Also, it occurs to me that when I posted my alternates, I forgot to add Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
#48 Mephisto:
Besides moonlighting as a Marvel villain, Mephisto is also the ruler of Hell and the comic book version of Satan. Spooky. He can shape shift, change time and has superhuman strength. You can try to kill him, but he will regenerate, so don't waste your time. His strongest ability though is his power of manipulation.
He is also buddies with Death. The two made a pact where Mephisto would be allowed to keep the souls of the dead. He can also keep the souls of the living but only with their permission. He is not buddies though with Silver Surfer or Thor, seeing as they're sort of opposing examples of what mankind could become if positivity and good cheer got its way.
He pissed off Doctor Doom by holding the soul of his mother, Cynthia von Doom, captive. He took the soul and brains of Mister Fantastic, his wife Invisible Woman and even their son Franklin Richards when they screwed up an exorcism.
That's not even the good stuff. When the Scarlet Witch tried to use magic to have babies with her husband Vision, she accidentally summons two shards of Mephisto's soul, which then became her infant twins. When she finds their true origin, Mephisto sucks them back into his body. Scarlet Witch then goes nuts because of it. Clearly, Mephisto is not one with whom to mess with.
Why don't they let you access the top 20?
Besides moonlighting as a Marvel villain, Mephisto is also the ruler of Hell and the comic book version of Satan. Spooky. He can shape shift, change time and has superhuman strength. You can try to kill him, but he will regenerate, so don't waste your time. His strongest ability though is his power of manipulation.
He is also buddies with Death. The two made a pact where Mephisto would be allowed to keep the souls of the dead. He can also keep the souls of the living but only with their permission. He is not buddies though with Silver Surfer or Thor, seeing as they're sort of opposing examples of what mankind could become if positivity and good cheer got its way.
He pissed off Doctor Doom by holding the soul of his mother, Cynthia von Doom, captive. He took the soul and brains of Mister Fantastic, his wife Invisible Woman and even their son Franklin Richards when they screwed up an exorcism.
That's not even the good stuff. When the Scarlet Witch tried to use magic to have babies with her husband Vision, she accidentally summons two shards of Mephisto's soul, which then became her infant twins. When she finds their true origin, Mephisto sucks them back into his body. Scarlet Witch then goes nuts because of it. Clearly, Mephisto is not one with whom to mess with.
Why don't they let you access the top 20?
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I'm a regular guy and I had the same dreams as many of you. I dreamt of living on a beautiful tropical island ever since I can remember, you probably did too. I have lived my life to be able to one day live out my dream. I found the perfect island, just like the one in my dreams, but it happened to be inhabited by someone already. After visiting the island and respectfully approaching the owner, I asked him whether he would be open to the idea of me buying the island, or at least part of it, for twice what he paid for it. He told me it meant too much to his family and I was a little dissapointed, but I definitely understood. But what happened next is completely despicable, just a few weeks later he gave the island to some relative of his FOR FREE. This new guy was a complete d-bag, acting like he actually deserved an island like this. He has ridden on the coattails of his rich relatives all of his life.
I have decided that this guy definitely does deserve something, some pain. My desire for that island doesn't even matter now. This is more than that. I have found a hidden and heavily fortified volcano on a deserted island near that jerk's island so I can get my plan set and put in motion.
That idiot isn't the only one with connections. After talking to some guys I know that are in the Maf..,well that information isn't necessary, they told me that they knew a guy that had "superpowers" that could help me, but I laughed at that. That was until they showed me some videos of the thing and I was amazed and I knew that I had to get this guy to join with me. After seeing this guy, I knew I was going to have fun. We got hold of the guy and at first he wanted no part. But later he realized that his life had become much too boring and wanted a part in this exciting task.
Together with this life form, we formed P.A.I.N: Play, Annihilate, Intimidate, Neutralize
Now, the being that has joined me in island domination, or maybe more:
Galactus
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Galactus, after first not being interested has gotten very excited. He has joined me on my volcano to discuss strategies. He has told me his capabilities and also a need of his. He needs to eat planets. I told him that I guess he will have to be gone from time to time to go eat other planets. He has told me that he would not like to fight too much, but rather control the pieces and intervene when necessary. This happened yesterday and somehow that douche has found out about something and has put an ad in the newspaper for some heroes to come and save him. Haha, what an idiot. Like he can stop me... With that in mind I have decided that it is necessary to find some more pieces and I will have an update when there is news of a new member or other news.
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I have decided that this guy definitely does deserve something, some pain. My desire for that island doesn't even matter now. This is more than that. I have found a hidden and heavily fortified volcano on a deserted island near that jerk's island so I can get my plan set and put in motion.
That idiot isn't the only one with connections. After talking to some guys I know that are in the Maf..,well that information isn't necessary, they told me that they knew a guy that had "superpowers" that could help me, but I laughed at that.
That was until they showed me some videos of the thing and I was amazed and I knew that I had to get this guy to join with me. After seeing this guy, I knew I was going to have fun. We got hold of the guy and at first he wanted no part. But later he realized that his life had become much too boring and wanted a part in this exciting task. Together with this life form, we formed P.A.I.N: Play, Annihilate, Intimidate, Neutralize
Now, the being that has joined me in island domination, or maybe more:
Galactus
Galactus, after first not being interested has gotten very excited. He has joined me on my volcano to discuss strategies. He has told me his capabilities and also a need of his. He needs to eat planets. I told him that I guess he will have to be gone from time to time to go eat other planets. He has told me that he would not like to fight too much, but rather control the pieces and intervene when necessary. This happened yesterday and somehow that douche has found out about something and has put an ad in the newspaper for some heroes to come and save him. Haha, what an idiot. Like he can stop me... With that in mind I have decided that it is necessary to find some more pieces and I will have an update when there is news of a new member or other news.
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Breaking News From P.A.I.N!: After Galactus has told me he would like to have some more baddies on the team, I have searched and found some great additions to P.A.I.N! The first one I had trouble communicating with at first, but Galactus was able to communicate with him. He became extremely excited when he heard the plan and we actually had to calm him down. Pretty much this exact scenario is what he already does and he has gotten a bit bored working alone in the same setting. Here he is:
Godzilla:
This monster is extremely happy to be working under Galactus. He will have no part in planning the strategy, but rather will be the main assailant on the island and on any heroes that jerk of a neighbor is able to cough up. We have been impressed with his physical skills and his mindset. He is a great addition to the team.
Another member has been added!:
Agent Smith
This man actually called us up and wanted to join the group, as long as he is a focal point of the team. We agreed and we love his ruthlessness, coldheartedness, and ability to take pain. He will be a big part in the strategy and also will be a leader in attacking the island. He will make my neighbor quiver in fear and will not be defeated by any "heroes" because of his great intelligence and his abilities including being able to bend the rules of the world, super speed and strength, and he can transform himself into as many bodies as he wants.
Well that's the team for now and looking at my team I think we can do anything we want. Galactus has told me he wants a few more members and I will soon try to update you on the situation.
Godzilla:
This monster is extremely happy to be working under Galactus. He will have no part in planning the strategy, but rather will be the main assailant on the island and on any heroes that jerk of a neighbor is able to cough up. We have been impressed with his physical skills and his mindset. He is a great addition to the team.
Another member has been added!:
Agent Smith
This man actually called us up and wanted to join the group, as long as he is a focal point of the team. We agreed and we love his ruthlessness, coldheartedness, and ability to take pain. He will be a big part in the strategy and also will be a leader in attacking the island. He will make my neighbor quiver in fear and will not be defeated by any "heroes" because of his great intelligence and his abilities including being able to bend the rules of the world, super speed and strength, and he can transform himself into as many bodies as he wants.
Well that's the team for now and looking at my team I think we can do anything we want. Galactus has told me he wants a few more members and I will soon try to update you on the situation.
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Breaking News From P.A.I.N!: There are three more members to P.A.I.N. and it is likely that the team is complete now. The first member I have been eyeing for a while and I couldn't take them off of this member. Galactus, Gozilla, Agent Smith, and I are extremely happy to have these new members. Here's the first new member:
Emma Frost
She's definitely the hottest being I have ever seen, but that's not all she brings to the team. Her telepathic powers are one of the best and her abilities of transforming into a diamond state, broadcasting and receiving thoughts, mind-control, altering perceptions and memories, psionic blast projection, astral projection, mind switching, brain engram modification, mental sedation induction of mental pain via touch, and much are a great addition to the team.
With her beauty it will be easy for her to seduce that damn neighbor and also any heroes he may get and then backstab them (literally or figuratively). Her genius intellect will be great at torturing those island dwellers.
Abomination
He's definitely nowhere near as sexy as Emma, but he is an amazing addition to the team. He will almost always be with Godzilla and will guide Godzilla in battle. Sometimes he will likely ride on Godzilla's back and then jump off and fight when necessary. Abomination is one of the strongest beings ever, rivaling some guy called the Hulk. But from what I have heard the Hulk loses his intelligence while Abomination does not at all. His cunning mind will be great at developing strategies. This guy will no doubt frighten those on that island.
Chucky
Chucky is likely my favorite member of the team, but don't tell Galactus. I have met up with him in person and I just love his personality. This guy is the perfect piece that I need. This guy is the meaning of fear. He does not have the power and the abilities that my other members have, but I have him here for other reasons. He will not play fair and Chucky feels no pain. He will not feel sympathy while he is murdering the heroes and killing the family on the island. Chucky will not be subdued and will keep going with limbs or even his head gone or even more damage. He has been burnt to a cinder and kept on killing. He has even been known to rip off his own hand to escape. He will kill at all costs and all heroes will be fearful of Chucky.
That is all from P.A.I.N. for now!
Emma Frost
She's definitely the hottest being I have ever seen, but that's not all she brings to the team. Her telepathic powers are one of the best and her abilities of transforming into a diamond state, broadcasting and receiving thoughts, mind-control, altering perceptions and memories, psionic blast projection, astral projection, mind switching, brain engram modification, mental sedation induction of mental pain via touch, and much are a great addition to the team.
With her beauty it will be easy for her to seduce that damn neighbor and also any heroes he may get and then backstab them (literally or figuratively). Her genius intellect will be great at torturing those island dwellers.
Abomination
He's definitely nowhere near as sexy as Emma, but he is an amazing addition to the team. He will almost always be with Godzilla and will guide Godzilla in battle. Sometimes he will likely ride on Godzilla's back and then jump off and fight when necessary. Abomination is one of the strongest beings ever, rivaling some guy called the Hulk. But from what I have heard the Hulk loses his intelligence while Abomination does not at all. His cunning mind will be great at developing strategies. This guy will no doubt frighten those on that island.
Chucky
Chucky is likely my favorite member of the team, but don't tell Galactus. I have met up with him in person and I just love his personality. This guy is the perfect piece that I need. This guy is the meaning of fear. He does not have the power and the abilities that my other members have, but I have him here for other reasons. He will not play fair and Chucky feels no pain. He will not feel sympathy while he is murdering the heroes and killing the family on the island. Chucky will not be subdued and will keep going with limbs or even his head gone or even more damage. He has been burnt to a cinder and kept on killing. He has even been known to rip off his own hand to escape. He will kill at all costs and all heroes will be fearful of Chucky.
That is all from P.A.I.N. for now!
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