NFL 2023-2024 Thread

[kingdivac]

They didn't reshow the injury but the description sounds like shame on fitzpatrick for aiming low with his helmet

 

[kingdivac]

Steelers offense is pretty bad but they still may win.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

The Browns had no business losing that game.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

This one's tough to look at...Should your heart desire, I highly suggest that you proceed with caution...

Spoiler: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Spoiler: (Mod note) No, seriously, gruesome knee injury follows

Spoiler: (Mod note) You shouldn't click on this

 

[Tetsujin]

have u won a game since elon musk
bought twitter pic.twitter.com/8OL2QcFp1O

— Jay Cuda (@JayCuda) September 20, 2023

 

[Tetsujin]

Caleb Williams is reportedly thought to be “in play” for the Vikings if they go 0-3 this week by Rob Gronkowski (former NFL TE).

Gronkowski said he feels that Cousins will be “shipped out” and the “tank” for Williams will hopefully be on if they lose this week.

Several Vikings… pic.twitter.com/Gfcthr4YVf

— NFL Rookie Watch (@NFLRookieWatxh) September 21, 2023

Kirk about to be the worlds most expensive backup QB once Kyle gets him on the Niners.

 

[Tetsujin]

I spy Sacramento Kings forward Keegan Murray at the 49ers home opener. pic.twitter.com/pjMvGCK9pr

— Matt George (@MattGeorgeSAC) September 21, 2023

Keegan and his dad probably getting sweet tickets in Kittle’s suite thanks to the Hawkeye connection. Plus Hufanga’s brother in law is Keegan’s new BFF so there’s lots of connections to be made there.

plus Mike Brown’s son is on the coaching staff.

 

[Tetsujin]

Officially official: #49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk (shoulder) & CB Ambry Thomas (knee) are OUT for tonight’s game. #TNFonPrime

— Amiliano “Amil” Fragoso (@AmilianoFragoso) September 21, 2023

welp, I guess the Niners are gonna have to figure out how to win a game when they’re not at full-strength (I.e. when they’ve only got the best running back in the league, an all-pro TE, Deebo Samuel, and the best left tackle of the decade active)

 

[Tetsujin]

Reunited at @LevisStadium 🤝 pic.twitter.com/Z0tbNavytZ

— San Francisco 49ers (@49ers) September 21, 2023

Niners do need more corner depth.

 

[Tetsujin]

Keegan Murray hookin' up the Faithful 🙌 pic.twitter.com/mBX8VqaCNd

— NBC Sports Bay Area & CA (@NBCSAuthentic) September 21, 2023

Keegan dressed to impress (in other words, wearing clothes he got for free while he dad is in the background dressed in full Niners gear)

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1704883301146636503

Kirk about to be the worlds most expensive backup QB once Kyle gets him on the Niners.

There’s a reason for those 40million dollars in cap space, and Kyle’s going to use them goshdarnit!

 

[SLAB]

Purdy the intermediate god.

Good thing because he’s looking Jimmeriffic on deep routes.

 

[Tetsujin]

Looking like your typical Thursday game. Everyone’s tired. Coaches recycling their playbooks from last week. Defenses have the inherent advantage here.

 

[SLAB]

Ooof, that drive was UGLY.

 

[Kingz19]

Not digging the protection early

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1705020410516189319

 

[Kingz19]

lol that’s a safety, come on man

 

[Tetsujin]

BOSA

 

[SLAB]

THERE HE IS!!!

 

[Kingz19]

Gotta reel that one in

DEEBO!

 

[SLAB]

Purdy looks terrible today, my word.

DEEBO

 

[SLAB]

CMC is absurd.

 

[Kingz19]

Weak play

 

[Kingz19]

Purdy has a couple bad drives and now Kyle has busted out the Jimmy playbook for him

 

[Tetsujin]

Giants having to try to decapitate CMC to slow him down. No need to pass when CMC and Deebo are impossible to tackle.

 

[Kingz19]

Ronnie Bell!

 

[Tetsujin]

RONNIE BELL

 

[SLAB]

RONNIE BELL

 

[Tetsujin]

Herbstreit is not it lol
Get Sherm in the booth for this game or something.

 

[Tetsujin]

Brock also amazing as usual when being bullrushed by ten people at once.