Lakers on Tyreke

[VF21]

Stop it!

I mean everybody. Stop trying to agree with Phil. Stop trying to look for kernels of truth from Phil. Stop even vociferously disagreeing with Phil. Its all just B.S. Nothing more, nothing less. A load of intentionally constructed hooey from the hooey master himself. The intention? To cause dissent and twist the debate.

This is how this will go peeps, and if you don't believe me put your money on the table right now -- I need a new car anyway. Next season:

"he's a tough cover for a truer PG with the way the refs allow him to dislodge guys in the post"

"he's got that good dribble drive game, and Ron sometimes has problems with guys like that who carry the ball all the time"

"yeah, you know, when guys like that get all that hype the refs will let them get away with little things"

"he's very clever on defense knowing how to foul guys and get away with it. He hit Kobe on the arm and knocked the ball away four times last game while guarding him, but knew how to do it wihtout getting whistled.

"yeah, even if there's other guys who maybe deserve it more I think its good for Sacramento if the league lets him onto the All Star team. Sometimes those smaller cities don't really have anything else going on, so its good for them."

"what's good for the goose is good for the gander, they say. Sometimes the league just gives these young guys so many advanatges early to let them establish themselves, and you just have to fight through it"

"well, I don't really know if you can call a player without a jumpshot skilled, but he's pretty good with the dribble and understands that the refs are going to give him some leeway with the palming and stuff"

I would not and will not be surprised if, at some point in the next season, we actually see one of those gems attributed to Phil Jackson on some message board somewhere. Take note, people. You saw them here first.

 

[Superman]

I would not and will not be surprised if, at some point in the next season, we actually see one of those gems attributed to Phil Jackson on some message board somewhere. Take note, people. You saw them here first.

You mean those weren't actual quotes? Are you sure?

 

[cstorm]

Stop it!

I mean everybody. Stop trying to agree with Phil. Stop trying to look for kernels of truth from Phil. Stop even vociferously disagreeing with Phil. Its all just B.S. Nothing more, nothing less. A load of intentionally constructed hooey from the hooey master himself. The intention? To cause dissent and twist the debate.

This is how this will go peeps, and if you don't believe me put your money on the table right now -- I need a new car anyway. Next season:

"he's a tough cover for a truer PG with the way the refs allow him to dislodge guys in the post"

"he's got that good dribble drive game, and Ron sometimes has problems with guys like that who carry the ball all the time"

"yeah, you know, when guys like that get all that hype the refs will let them get away with little things"

"he's very clever on defense knowing how to foul guys and get away with it. He hit Kobe on the arm and knocked the ball away four times last game while guarding him, but knew how to do it wihtout getting whistled.

"yeah, even if there's other guys who maybe deserve it more I think its good for Sacramento if the league lets him onto the All Star team. Sometimes those smaller cities don't really have anything else going on, so its good for them."

"what's good for the goose is good for the gander, they say. Sometimes the league just gives these young guys so many advanatges early to let them establish themselves, and you just have to fight through it"

"well, I don't really know if you can call a player without a jumpshot skilled, but he's pretty good with the dribble and understands that the refs are going to give him some leeway with the palming and stuff"

GOLD. You've got him down.

 

[FaStRmAn]

Phil Jackson's only claim to fame is that he has had the incredible luck of being the coach of two great players. Anyone can coach well when you have 2 of the best players of all time! And Phil's Doublespeak is just that. He is not to be taken seriously because he always has more than one agenda with the way he phrases his responses. Sometimes he sounds like a mindless babbling Bill Walton. Other times he sounds like a politician backpedaling. Pay no attention to that PHONY down south. Listen to the players that have praised Evans. Their comments are much more credible. If Kobe says Evans is a Grown A__'ed Man, than that is the compliment that matters. Phil is a windbag! If you try to decipher what the hell he is saying, you will only end up with the same conclusion that everyone else does. He uses a lot of big words to say very little that is true. What a Douche Bag!

 

[FaStRmAn]

Stop it!

I mean everybody. Stop trying to agree with Phil. Stop trying to look for kernels of truth from Phil. Stop even vociferously disagreeing with Phil. Its all just B.S. Nothing more, nothing less. A load of intentionally constructed hooey from the hooey master himself. The intention? To cause dissent and twist the debate.

This is how this will go peeps, and if you don't believe me put your money on the table right now -- I need a new car anyway. Next season:

"he's a tough cover for a truer PG with the way the refs allow him to dislodge guys in the post"

"he's got that good dribble drive game, and Ron sometimes has problems with guys like that who carry the ball all the time"

"yeah, you know, when guys like that get all that hype the refs will let them get away with little things"

"he's very clever on defense knowing how to foul guys and get away with it. He hit Kobe on the arm and knocked the ball away four times last game while guarding him, but knew how to do it wihtout getting whistled.

"yeah, even if there's other guys who maybe deserve it more I think its good for Sacramento if the league lets him onto the All Star team. Sometimes those smaller cities don't really have anything else going on, so its good for them."

"what's good for the goose is good for the gander, they say. Sometimes the league just gives these young guys so many advanatges early to let them establish themselves, and you just have to fight through it"

"well, I don't really know if you can call a player without a jumpshot skilled, but he's pretty good with the dribble and understands that the refs are going to give him some leeway with the palming and stuff"

OMG don't let PHIL get a hold of this list!!! We might hear every single one of these twisted statements in a single press conference. In fact, this looks like a word for word text from a press conference in 2011 when the Fakers are down 2-0 against the Kings in the Playoffs !!! Excellent JOB! But don't let Phil get these, let him make up his own Bull**** statements !! He is more than capable of twisting reality on his own. You would think that the refs and the league as a whole would see through this kind of manipulation by now. Where are the FINES for questioning the officiating? He should be fined more, no matter how cleverly he disguises his disparaging remarks about the officiating. I wish some coach would stand up to Phil and start pointing out his obvious manipulations. It would be great to have Phil OUTED as the lying deceiver that he is. He is selling BS, and the media eats it up like caviar. IN FACT, I can not remember a coach or player in all the years I have watched basketball who openly questioned the officiating more than Phillip the Hooey Master. He constantly makes remarks about officiating, but rarely if ever gets the fines he should get for doing so. It is so very orchestrated and deceitful.

If any other coach openly questioned the officiating of a game, they would be fined immediately. Yet The Hooey Master does it after every Faker Game just about win or loss. He really lets the Hooey fly during the playoffs. I sure would like to see Phillip lose some money because of his manipulation and antics. You know, Kobe wont be around forever Phillip. I wonder what team he will jump to that has a superstar, so that he can keep his legacy intact. WHAT A FLIM-FLAM ARTIST ! I bet if he got a fine for every time he tried to pull his shenanigans, he would shut his trap. Where is the justice??

The Hooey Master! I think that is spot ON!