[Game] Kings vs Mavs

[frownifdown]

This is how black people meet. Well with that website and Walton's new one, I know where my internet time is going.

 

[Spike]

God damn Jimmer shoots some deep threes!

That one would have gone in from west sac.

 

[rainmaker]

Uh Bill, that made no sense.

 

[Spike]

FREAKY FRIDAY!

Mavs and Kings have officially switched identities.

Is this what potential looks like? Dangerous thing.

Edit: Smart has not toyed with miniball too much. That's good.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

FREAKY FRIDAY!

Mavs and Kings have officially switched identities.

I think Chuck Hayes just switched with Dirk Nowitzki!

 

[rainmaker]

This lineup can't give Dal any more momentum. They can come back.

 

[ArcoKings]

Come on Jimmer. A little more UMPH in that, buddy.

 

[Spike]

Uh Bill, that made no sense.

You just need to whiff the patchouli and enjoy the Walton Experience.

 

[Spike]

We must be the best at taking a charge. Someone find the stats!

 

[LakersStink]

For a second I thought that was Darren McFadden charging over Jimmer lol

 

[cuad]

haha... the refs are giving Jimmer charge calls on reputation now. The Mavericks are turning it over play after play with him in the game.

 

[VF21]

"Jones...running over little Jimmer. And with his parents here, too. Unacceptable!"

 

[ArcoKings]

Cisco con la bomba de tres puntos!!

 

[Bricklayer]

Oh ye of little faith...

 

[Capt. Factorial]

If I had a ban hammer
I'd ban hammer in the morning
I'd ban hammer in evening
All over this board

 

[frownifdown]

Man I think Jimmer has soooo much potential. His shooting is already amazing and if he gets an offseason under his belt with all this experience, works on his dribbling and defense, I think he can be a great player for us.

 

[Arkitect]

Honeycutt time?

 

[Spike]

Oh ye of little faith...

OK, where did you purchase the voodoo dolls...

 

[MassachusettsKingsFan]

I know this is going to sound insane, but Bill Walton is about 500million times more tolerable when you're a beating the defending champions by 20.

 

[VF21]

If I had a ban hammer
I'd ban hammer in the morning
I'd ban hammer in evening
All over this board

Look again.

 

[cuad]

Jimmer wasn't gonna make that lay up anyway.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Garcia makes up for the bad pass with the great D!

 

[ArcoKings]

Beasting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rainmaker]

Cuz! that was impressive.

 

[Spike]

Cardinal on DMC... bad idea.

 

[The Hammer]

If I had a ban hammer
I'd ban hammer in the morning
I'd ban hammer in evening
All over this board

What did I ever do to you?!?!!

 

[MassachusettsKingsFan]

Lets get Honeycutt and my favorite player of all time Hassan Whiteside in the game.

 

[Spike]

Garbage time? Quiero Hassan!

YES!

 

[Capt. Factorial]

What did I ever do to you?!?!!

Umm, lived in Idaho?

No seriously, I visited Coeur D'Alene once and it was gorgeous.

 

[LakersStink]

Whiteside! Yay!