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Game 39
Sacramento Kings versus Oklahoma City Thunder
Game 39
Sacramento Kings versus Oklahoma City Thunder
By Stephen Tetsu, a Man who is also Capable of Pulling Tweets from Twitter
I'm getting sick. Sam Amick randomly launched a smear campaign against Cuz in the hopes of ruining his All-Star campaign. I think there's something rotting in my apartment. A bunch of bills are due tomorrow. I think the dude in the apartment above me may be a serial killer. Okay great. Let's do this thing, shall we?

Meanwhile, Demarcus had a statistically solid night against a very tough frontline led by the reigning defensive player of the year, a rejuvenated Marc Gasol. That he can still put up 20-10 while struggling is a testament to his skill and talent. Of course, this does nothing to change the fact that Demarcus is apparently the worst person in the NBA. Unconfirmed eye witness accounts say that Demarcus was actively kicking puppies and burning American flags after the game. Sure he's talented and all but when you have a player on your team who makes Hitler look like Mother Theresa, your franchise is headed down the wrong path. WE WANT HAWES!
The Rudy Gay of the Sacramento Kings was replaced by the inefficient Rudy Gay of the Toronto Raptors. As Jerry Reynolds would say, if it feels like leather, arbitrarily chuck it at the hoop. Of course, in the game's waning moments, with the game on the line, Coach Malone put the ball in Rudy's hands, ultimately setting up the best moment in refereeing in the new year. I don't know about you but I don't think there's anything better than deciding a game through a jump ball.
Tonight's Game
Confession time: I probably won't be watching most of this game thanks to the Niners game being at the same time.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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