Kings Draft Lotto: Prayer Thread

[Dime Dropper]

Either the 1st or the 2nd will do me just fine. Top 2, and I'll be a happy man.

 

[theclash4u5]

I feel sick to my stomach...I can't take this anymore!

 

[NME]

At what time in Sacramento is the Lottery? Now in Spain are 21:06....

5pm here, so just under five hours from now.

 

[SkinnerBox]

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,

May your noodly appendage touch the lottery balls and favor Sacramento with the #1 pick in the 2009 draft. May management show the meatitude necessary to make the proper selection. If this is thy will, I will honor thee through acts of piracy and smuggling. May you be encouraged by my acts and send me to the afterlife, with stripper factories and beer volcanoes.

In your noodliness I pray,

R'amen.

Good to see that there are other believers out there. All hail his noodly goodness!

 

[kennadog]

At what time in Sacramento is the Lottery? Now in Spain are 21:06....

Try this site, to convert. Convert from 8 PM in New York to wherever you are.

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

(It looks like 2 AM for Spain.)

 

[Spanish_King]

Try this site, to convert. Convert from 8 PM in New York to wherever you are.

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

(It looks like 2 AM for Spain.)

Yes, 2 AM here in Spain. I should go to the college tomorrow but I'm thinking that I prefer see the Loterry

How long is the Lottery more or less?

 

[VF21]

Take a look into the realm of Pastafariansm, my friend. May you be touched by His noodly appendage.

http://www.venganza.org/

If you are a true Pastafarian, you might want to check out the Kingdom of Loathing.

One of the adventurer classifications is Pastamancer.

 

[kennadog]

Yes, 2 AM here in Spain. I should go to the college tomorrow but I'm thinking that I prefer see the Loterry

How long is the Lottery more or less?

I'd guess at least a half hour.

 

[Spanish_King]

I'd guess at least a half hour.

Any Web to see the Lottery?

 

[VF21]

You might check www.espn.com According to the TV listings for tonight, the show is only going to take 30 minutes...

 

[Vlade4GM]

Well, the part that matters is over very quickly.

 

[kennadog]

You might check www.espn.com According to the TV listings for tonight, the show is only going to take 30 minutes...

That's what I remember from last year. I mean how long can you stretch out opening 14 envelopes?

 

[Vlade4GM]

That's what I remember from last year. I mean how long can you stretch out opening 14 envelopes?

They'll probably talk for about 10 minutes, a couple commercial breaks, open 4-14 picks, commercial break, then 1-3, then talking.

 

[Bricklayer]

Now I TOLD you people that somebody needed to offer up their soul -- omnipotent pasta indeed.

 

[Kings Faithful]

I'm not feeling the pasta thing right now. Its fine if your not religious but the pastafarianism thing was made in pure mockery of religion. I really don't take kindly to it.

 

[Bricklayer]

Here I am advocating Satanism and virgin sacrifice, and you object to the pasta?

 

[Vlade4GM]

I'm not feeling the pasta thing right now. Its fine if your not religious but the pastafarianism thing was made in pure mockery of religion. I really don't take kindly to it.

It was made to show the logical fallacies within the arguments for teaching creationism in schools. It is satirical, but that's to enhance the point of it, not the point itself.

 

[Jaylee209]

This proves there is no God

 

[nbrans]

This proves there is no God

Actually, I think it proves there is one, he just hates the Kings.

 

[kingzallday]

^ +1