Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,
May your noodly appendage touch the lottery balls and favor Sacramento with the #1 pick in the 2009 draft. May management show the meatitude necessary to make the proper selection. If this is thy will, I will honor thee through acts of piracy and smuggling. May you be encouraged by my acts and send me to the afterlife, with stripper factories and beer volcanoes.
In your noodliness I pray,
R'amen.