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10 Sets of Stats To Chew On
And so, belatedly really, it has finally come time for the annual stat thread fun. I have done these as early as 10 games into the season in some past years -- which despite complaints about accuracy actually seemed to be an adequate sample size to see most major trends. But 41 games...well we are who we are at this point, so time to break it down.
If stats make your eyes roll up in your head, leave now while you still can. You have been warned.
1) The Overview: How Do We Suck, Let Us Count the Ways
Points For: 98.56 (NBA Rank: 14th)
Points Opp: 107.36 (NBA Rank: 29th)
Points Diff: -8.80 (NBA Rank: 30th)
Hm Shooting %: .446 (NBA Rank: 22nd)
Opp Shooting%: .475 (NBA Rank: 28th)
3pt Shooting %: .334 (NBA Rank: 25th)
Opp 3pt Shoot %: .412 (NBA Rank: 30th)
FT Shooting %: .800 (NBA Rank: 7th)
Assists/Game: 20.02 (NBA Rank: 22nd)
Reb Differential: -3.34 (NBA Rank: 28th)
Blocks Per Game: 4.02 (NBA Rank: 27th)
Steals Per Game: 6.70 (NBA Rank: 25th)
TOs Per Game: 15.82 (NBA Rank: 27th)
2)Record to reach 48 wins and #8
As it has been for most of the season, Utah and Dallas are currently tied for the #8 seed, winning 58.5% of their games, a 48 win pace. Following our rousing franchise worst 10-31 first half of the season, we can still catch those teams and tie for the #8 seed...by going 38-3 in the second half of the season. To get to .500 (41-41) its merely 31-10. To match last season's 38 wins, 28-13.
3) Point Differential
We have the single worst point differential in the entire NBA at -8.80, and its not even close. The second worst team is the Clippers who are outscored by a smidge over 7 a game, we are outscored by almost 9 a game. That alone makes a strong arguent that we might have been the worst basketball team in the NBA during the first half of the season, or at the very least the least competitive. Welcome to the bad ole days.
4) Rebounding
Remember that oh so brief week or so at the beginning of the season when it looked like we might finally have resolved a rebounding situation that has been disastrous basically every season since Bonzi left and could no longer cover for our frontcourt weakness? Well, its ok if you don't. I barely do myself. Nonethless the fact of the matter is we outrebounded 7 of our first 11 opponents. And have only outrebounded 9 of the past 31. Kind of makes you want to vomit in your mouth a little to see the Kings nightly destroyed in every one of the hard work/toughness categories.
Individually:
Miller 12.5 reb/48 (#43 of 84 Cs)
Hawes 11.8 reb/48 (#52 of 84 Cs)
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Williams 13.1 reb/48 (#21 of 87 PFs)
Thompson 13.0 reb/48 (#22 of 87 PFs)
Thomas 12.7 reb/48 (#25 of 87 PFs)
Moore 9.8 reb/48 (#61 of 87 PFs)
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Greene 6.2 reb/48 (#62 of 81 SFs)
Cisco 5.7 reb/48 (#65 of 81 SFs)
Salmons 5.1 reb/48 (#72 of 81 SFs)
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Douby 5.2 reb/48 (#39 of 82 OGs)
Martin 4.0 reb/48 (#67 of 82 OGs)
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Jackson 6.5 reb/48 (#10 of 80 PGs)
Udrih 4.5 reb/48 (#47 of 80 PGs)
Brown 2.8 reb/48 (#76 of 80 PGs)
Which interestingly enough suggests that our centers are barely adequate, our PFs other than the man our two idiot coaches have been fascinated by as a starter are actually pretty good, and the nightly board battle has really been lost more by our little people. Salmons is a natural OG and one of the worst rebounding SFs in the league. Kevin is nearly as one dimensional at OG, Cisco hasn't been much better this year, and in general the only little guy who has not been an active liability on the boards this season is a 35 year old who would have to wear heels to see 6'1", but who at least still has guts.
5) Defense
Defensively obviously there has been a complete collapse, and we are arguably the worst defensive team in the league. We allow the second most points in the league at 107.4ppg, and only the chuck and duck smallballers in Golden State allow more. We are 3rd worst in opponent shooting percentage (.475), and if you want to know how critical a statistic that is, here are bottom 7 teams: Memphis, New York, Washington, Sacramento, Oklahoma City, Golden State, and Minnesota. In other words a who's who of suck. We remain THE worst team in the league at stopping opponent 3pt shooters -- opponents have shot an insane 41.2% from 3pt land against us. For comparison, Peja Stojakovic's career 3pt% is 40.5%. We have turned every player in the NBA into Peja by simply refusing to guard them.
A few years back we canned a coach after 8 straight playoff appearances with the excuse that he wasn't coaching enough defense for our tastes. Here are the defensive stats for every year in the last decade, with points allowed, opponent FG%, and opponent 3pt%. You can figure out what the --- line means.
YEAR__PtsAll_Fg%_3pt%
'98-'99 100.6 .446 .???
'99-'00 102.0 .452 .353
'00-'01 95.9 .452 .355
'01-'02 97.0 .440 .337
'02-'03 95.2 .420 .320
'03-'04 97.8 .454 .339
'04-'05 101.6 .459 .357
'05-'06 97.3 .454 .351
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'06-'07 103.1 .472 .365
'07-'08 104.8 .466 .370
'08-'09 107.4 .475 .412
But at least we continue to set records, recently adding most points allowed over a three game stretch (Orlando, Golden State, Milwaulkee = 401pts allowed
) to our glittering resume of worst first half record in franchise history, most 3pters allowed etc. etc.
6) Steals
I'm thinking that whole get rid of Artest and we get better school of thought is largely defunct at this point anyway, but one place where the effect is immediate and obvious is in steals. We were top 5 last year led by one of the league's best thiefs, and this year the numbers have tumbeled all the way down to 25th in the league at 6.70 a game eliminating one of the few areas of strength we had.
7) Blocks
And you wonder why I was an early advocate fo the Thabeet GambitTM? Despite all the hullabaloo about Spencer showing he could actually block a shot, we are still miserable (4.02 = 27th in the league). Brad (0.6), Mikki (0.4) and unfortuntely Jason (0.6) are all miserable, while Spencer has fallen off, and even at his peak was not a dominant shotblocker. He was blocking them at such a pace because people didn't respect him. He can't be the guy, the only guy. But now if you added a major shotblocker to lead the team and let Spencer become your #2 guy....you might finally begin to have respectable presence inside again. Something that has been virtually impossible to acheive with Brad Miller and the 7 dwarves up front the past 4 years.
8) Turnovers
Hey, we're awful at this too (15.8, 27th in the league), but I don't think Natt should sweat it -- Boston is 28th. And besides we are only 2-11 in games where we win the turnover battle. Maybe the key is to have MORE turnovers, not less.
9) 3pt Shooting
Remains a mystery, especially since Kevin andJohn take most of our threes (8.4 a game between them) and both are above their career percentages. But Cisco (31.9%), Beno (24.3%) BJax (27.5%), Brown (33.8%) and Donte (31.6%) have all atruggled and that's been enough. Beno and Cisco have especially fallen off form last year and deprived us of those supplemental shooters. Cisco shot 39.1% last year, and Beno 38.7%. Of course the scary thing is that those performances last year were career highs for both those guys, so maybe they are merely returning to form.
10) What We Do Well
Shoot FTs! Woohoo!!
Yay -- we are the fat guy in the park who goes out by himself to shoot 100 standstill jumpers a day. Can't actually play basketball. But standing in one place with his feet set, he's pretty accurate. Is very exciting to watch too let me tell you. Especially when he gets there by flopping. Makes it just that much more special.
And so, belatedly really, it has finally come time for the annual stat thread fun. I have done these as early as 10 games into the season in some past years -- which despite complaints about accuracy actually seemed to be an adequate sample size to see most major trends. But 41 games...well we are who we are at this point, so time to break it down.
If stats make your eyes roll up in your head, leave now while you still can. You have been warned.
1) The Overview: How Do We Suck, Let Us Count the Ways
Points For: 98.56 (NBA Rank: 14th)
Points Opp: 107.36 (NBA Rank: 29th)
Points Diff: -8.80 (NBA Rank: 30th)
Hm Shooting %: .446 (NBA Rank: 22nd)
Opp Shooting%: .475 (NBA Rank: 28th)
3pt Shooting %: .334 (NBA Rank: 25th)
Opp 3pt Shoot %: .412 (NBA Rank: 30th)
FT Shooting %: .800 (NBA Rank: 7th)
Assists/Game: 20.02 (NBA Rank: 22nd)
Reb Differential: -3.34 (NBA Rank: 28th)
Blocks Per Game: 4.02 (NBA Rank: 27th)
Steals Per Game: 6.70 (NBA Rank: 25th)
TOs Per Game: 15.82 (NBA Rank: 27th)
2)Record to reach 48 wins and #8
As it has been for most of the season, Utah and Dallas are currently tied for the #8 seed, winning 58.5% of their games, a 48 win pace. Following our rousing franchise worst 10-31 first half of the season, we can still catch those teams and tie for the #8 seed...by going 38-3 in the second half of the season. To get to .500 (41-41) its merely 31-10. To match last season's 38 wins, 28-13.
3) Point Differential
We have the single worst point differential in the entire NBA at -8.80, and its not even close. The second worst team is the Clippers who are outscored by a smidge over 7 a game, we are outscored by almost 9 a game. That alone makes a strong arguent that we might have been the worst basketball team in the NBA during the first half of the season, or at the very least the least competitive. Welcome to the bad ole days.
4) Rebounding
Remember that oh so brief week or so at the beginning of the season when it looked like we might finally have resolved a rebounding situation that has been disastrous basically every season since Bonzi left and could no longer cover for our frontcourt weakness? Well, its ok if you don't. I barely do myself. Nonethless the fact of the matter is we outrebounded 7 of our first 11 opponents. And have only outrebounded 9 of the past 31. Kind of makes you want to vomit in your mouth a little to see the Kings nightly destroyed in every one of the hard work/toughness categories.
Individually:
Miller 12.5 reb/48 (#43 of 84 Cs)
Hawes 11.8 reb/48 (#52 of 84 Cs)
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Williams 13.1 reb/48 (#21 of 87 PFs)
Thompson 13.0 reb/48 (#22 of 87 PFs)
Thomas 12.7 reb/48 (#25 of 87 PFs)
Moore 9.8 reb/48 (#61 of 87 PFs)
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Greene 6.2 reb/48 (#62 of 81 SFs)
Cisco 5.7 reb/48 (#65 of 81 SFs)
Salmons 5.1 reb/48 (#72 of 81 SFs)
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Douby 5.2 reb/48 (#39 of 82 OGs)
Martin 4.0 reb/48 (#67 of 82 OGs)
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Jackson 6.5 reb/48 (#10 of 80 PGs)
Udrih 4.5 reb/48 (#47 of 80 PGs)
Brown 2.8 reb/48 (#76 of 80 PGs)
Which interestingly enough suggests that our centers are barely adequate, our PFs other than the man our two idiot coaches have been fascinated by as a starter are actually pretty good, and the nightly board battle has really been lost more by our little people. Salmons is a natural OG and one of the worst rebounding SFs in the league. Kevin is nearly as one dimensional at OG, Cisco hasn't been much better this year, and in general the only little guy who has not been an active liability on the boards this season is a 35 year old who would have to wear heels to see 6'1", but who at least still has guts.
5) Defense
Defensively obviously there has been a complete collapse, and we are arguably the worst defensive team in the league. We allow the second most points in the league at 107.4ppg, and only the chuck and duck smallballers in Golden State allow more. We are 3rd worst in opponent shooting percentage (.475), and if you want to know how critical a statistic that is, here are bottom 7 teams: Memphis, New York, Washington, Sacramento, Oklahoma City, Golden State, and Minnesota. In other words a who's who of suck. We remain THE worst team in the league at stopping opponent 3pt shooters -- opponents have shot an insane 41.2% from 3pt land against us. For comparison, Peja Stojakovic's career 3pt% is 40.5%. We have turned every player in the NBA into Peja by simply refusing to guard them.
A few years back we canned a coach after 8 straight playoff appearances with the excuse that he wasn't coaching enough defense for our tastes. Here are the defensive stats for every year in the last decade, with points allowed, opponent FG%, and opponent 3pt%. You can figure out what the --- line means.
YEAR__PtsAll_Fg%_3pt%
'98-'99 100.6 .446 .???
'99-'00 102.0 .452 .353
'00-'01 95.9 .452 .355
'01-'02 97.0 .440 .337
'02-'03 95.2 .420 .320
'03-'04 97.8 .454 .339
'04-'05 101.6 .459 .357
'05-'06 97.3 .454 .351
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'06-'07 103.1 .472 .365
'07-'08 104.8 .466 .370
'08-'09 107.4 .475 .412
But at least we continue to set records, recently adding most points allowed over a three game stretch (Orlando, Golden State, Milwaulkee = 401pts allowed

6) Steals
I'm thinking that whole get rid of Artest and we get better school of thought is largely defunct at this point anyway, but one place where the effect is immediate and obvious is in steals. We were top 5 last year led by one of the league's best thiefs, and this year the numbers have tumbeled all the way down to 25th in the league at 6.70 a game eliminating one of the few areas of strength we had.
7) Blocks
And you wonder why I was an early advocate fo the Thabeet GambitTM? Despite all the hullabaloo about Spencer showing he could actually block a shot, we are still miserable (4.02 = 27th in the league). Brad (0.6), Mikki (0.4) and unfortuntely Jason (0.6) are all miserable, while Spencer has fallen off, and even at his peak was not a dominant shotblocker. He was blocking them at such a pace because people didn't respect him. He can't be the guy, the only guy. But now if you added a major shotblocker to lead the team and let Spencer become your #2 guy....you might finally begin to have respectable presence inside again. Something that has been virtually impossible to acheive with Brad Miller and the 7 dwarves up front the past 4 years.
8) Turnovers
Hey, we're awful at this too (15.8, 27th in the league), but I don't think Natt should sweat it -- Boston is 28th. And besides we are only 2-11 in games where we win the turnover battle. Maybe the key is to have MORE turnovers, not less.
9) 3pt Shooting
Remains a mystery, especially since Kevin andJohn take most of our threes (8.4 a game between them) and both are above their career percentages. But Cisco (31.9%), Beno (24.3%) BJax (27.5%), Brown (33.8%) and Donte (31.6%) have all atruggled and that's been enough. Beno and Cisco have especially fallen off form last year and deprived us of those supplemental shooters. Cisco shot 39.1% last year, and Beno 38.7%. Of course the scary thing is that those performances last year were career highs for both those guys, so maybe they are merely returning to form.
10) What We Do Well
Shoot FTs! Woohoo!!
Yay -- we are the fat guy in the park who goes out by himself to shoot 100 standstill jumpers a day. Can't actually play basketball. But standing in one place with his feet set, he's pretty accurate. Is very exciting to watch too let me tell you. Especially when he gets there by flopping. Makes it just that much more special.
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