Oh no son. I am going to expose you all to the most glitter-fied, lacey, aquanetta using, may as well be callin' them transvestites, hair metal band in the entire world.
And when I say the world, I mean I dipped into Japan to find these dudes. This is my novelty pick, because I can't understand it, and it will make you go
Probably all at once. They were very popular over there in Japan, having over 20 million albums sold.
Don't watch this with anyone who respects you in the room, even though it's not offensive. They will question everything about you. It's speed metal though, so it does sound cool.
Kurenai - X Japan (1989)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurenai_(song)
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wow.
Edit: it becomes speed metal near 1:35