Grades v. Suns 03/15

Bricklayer

Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Unfortunately missed most of the last game and then return to grading action for a 31pt blowout by halftime. Woohoo.

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Ron Artest ( B- ) : 33min 26pts (10-22 FG, 4-5 3pt, 2-5 FT) 9rebs 2ast 5stl 0blk 4TO
Slow start but began to do his mini-Shaq bit bulling in under the hoop back the other way as the first quarter continued. Hit a three late in the quarter when the Suns did not bother to guard him out there. Really began to force as the game spun out of control in the second quarter, to poor results. Had a number of bizarre tunrovers -- carries, walks, double dribbles. Silly things that you rarely see called once a game, let alone 2, 3, 4, in one game against one guy. Just pressing way too hard. Got dominated inside when matched against Amare, but predictable dominated the Suns guards/small forwards back the other way. Continued to try to play hero into the 3rd quarter, and decided to show the world just what a dominant player he can be in a 30-pt blowout in the third, complete with woofing. Began to just start chucking every single shot for us. Initially it was fugly, but then he got hot for a while, and his scoring even closed the lead a bit with the Suns playing half speed. The inside bulling stopped abruptly after the Suns siced Brian Skinner on him, but the hot three point shooting continued right on. Finally sat after three with us still down a mere 22. This is difficult to grade. Ron brought game. He did not quit. He was also stupid, selfish, and off in his own little world playing Ron vs. the Suns. So...somewhere in between.

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Mikki Moore ( B ) -- 19min 11pts (5-9 FG, 0-0 3pt, 1-2 FT) 5rebs 1ast 0stl 0blk 0TO
Did well in there in the early going with a series of his O-rebs follows and dunks. And while it never advanced beyond that level, he might have been the one King who most consistently just played what little game he has. Short outing however as he sat for the final time after getting into major foul trouble against Amare and Shaq in the 3rd (5 fouls) with just 19 minutes under his belt. Still, given who we are talking about here, there was nothing the matter with this effort, at least.

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Brad Miller ( C- ) -- 19min 10pts (5-6 FG, 0-0 3pt, 0-0 FT) 5reb 2ast 0stl 0blk 1TO
Got run over by Shaq early, and may have quit just that quick. Or who knows, maybe had quit before he even walked on the floor. Had a very quiet first half therafter, with the Suns normally switching various smaller defenders on him rather than Shaq and Brad doing his best imitation of a tress stump rooted in one spot in response. Maybe found a little pride, got yelled at, whatever, at half, because he came out with a little burst of life in the early parts of the third quarter, which alas was already garbagetime. Despite the little run giving him solid numbers on the night, it was far too little too late and too conspicuous in the sudden effort being exerted to get much of a grade here. Throw in the atrocious defense as the Suns pounded us inside and out and...

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Kevin Martin ( C ) -- 30min 16pts (4-6 FG, 1-1 3pt, 7-8 FT) 4reb 1ast 0stl 0blk 1TO
Fast start after the disaster against Portland, although mostly on follows and hustle plays rather than sustainable stuff. And sure enough, after the early push, got very very quiet as the blowout picked up steam. Think he might have had 12 in that first quarter. 4 points in the two quarters therafter in some classic irrelevancy. Of course did not help that Ron lost all interest in passing the ball after he decided that we sucked, and he, and he alone, was going to save us.
 
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Beno Udrih ( D+ ) -- 26min 9pts (3-10 FG, 0-0 3pt, 3-4 FT) 2rebs 2ast 0stl 0blk 2TO
Fast start against Nash as our backcourt did all of the early scoring and then jsut completely disappeared. In fact that first line there was my only norte fo the game about Beno. There was nothing else to say. In the early parts fo that first quarter it looked like he was going to really compete, really wanted a piece of Nash, and then just *poof*. He completely disappeareed, may not have hit another shot, did not set anybody up, and was a factor nowhere on the floor.

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Spenser Hawes ( D+ ) -- 25min 4pts (2-9 FG, 0-0 3pt, 0-0 FT) 8rebs 1ast 1stl 0blk 5TO
After entering made a nice little dump off pass to Mikki in the paint , then got to match up against Shaq. Committed a silly little arm foul against the big guyo n the break -- yeah, as if that is going to stop him. Then commmitted a lane violation against Shaq's herky/jerky FT motion. Was a sign of trhe slop to come, as while he had some flashes therafter, they were flashes only amidst a flurry of missed shots and turnovers. An occasional post move, an occasional rushed shot. Some garbagetime rebounds. Highlight might have been when he found out on one play late that he is more powerful than the Diesel, after he crashed into Shaq and Shaq decided to go for the flop.

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John Salmons ( F ) -- 23min 0pts (0-2 FG, 0-2 3pt, 0-0FT) 1reb 2ast 0stl 0blk 1TO
Hi, you have reached John Salmons, I cannot come to the phone right right now and will likely not return until next October at the earliest, but feel free to leave me a message after the beep if you'd like. Came in and missed a pair of threes from the corner as his great first half contribution. And that was the half in whihc he actually did something. Was back in late in garbagetime for a flat and ineffective Cisco, and was even flatter and more ineffective himself.

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Francisco Garcia ( C- ) -- 24min 8pts (3-7 FG, 1-4 3pt, 1-1FT) 2reb 1ast 0stl 0blk 0TO
Hit a three to close the first quarter, then began bricking, including a flat out airball, and with his all I do is shoot threes game anymore, was no longer helping. His won particular "highlight" was trying to block a monster Stoudemire alley oop, and managing to get himself a prime spot on what should be a niftty poster instead.
 
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Quincy Douby ( D ) -- 18min 2pts (1-4 FG, 0-2 3pt, 0-0FT) 0reb 2ast 0stl 1blk 1TO
Came in in the late first with aggressive play off the bench in the helter skelter style that fits his game. And then just...well, like the rest of our team, disappeared. Completely. We got blown out, Douby was a omp[lete nonfactor, and I don't think he scored a point for the final three quarters of the game, whetehr at the point, or at the shooting guard next to AJ.

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Shelden Williams ( B ) -- 14min 11pts (4-10 FG, 0-0 3pt, 3-4 FT) 7reb 0ast 1stl 0blk 0TO
Finally in for the final two minutes of the first half and bricked a long jumper. Got a lot of run after half, and in the 4th in particular, with the game effectively over at halftime. Was ineffective against the A listers, and hence the grade being kept reasonable despite good numbers. Got more aggressive and effective when the superscrubbies entered the game in the last 5 minutes, and finally started to work down inside rathrr than settling for outside stuff.

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Anthony Johnson ( INC ) -- 9min 2pts (0-1 FG, 0-0 3pt, 2-2FT) 0reb 0ast 1stl 0blk 0TO
Eh...AJs designated contribution for the night was 2 FTs this time. Ooh...and a steal! Woohoo! The zeromeister strikes again. No game to grade. He does not exist.


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Reggie Theus ( ) --
In the early going we were lurking around in that trap the Suns always get you into -- you feel like you are scoring pretty well and gee this is fun, and meanwhile they are cranking it up and preparing to run you off the floor. Nontheless, trap or not, I doubt we expected to get crunch by the immortal Gordan Giricek in the first half, but there it was. But we showed him what was what and shut the monster after the break -- you don't mess with us baby. By tthe early 4th a combination of Ron's nutiness, adn the Suns jsut thinking the game is over had allowed us to whittle the lead down to a mere 18 with 9 minutes to go. But then the Suns got serious for a cou0ple of minutes, reinserted Nash and Shaq, and they quickly iced things in the early 4th, pushing it back to 26 in about 2 miuntes and eliminating any inkling of supidity on our part.
 
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You might want to just pull up the last Phoenix game grades, change Marion to Giracek, toss in some stuff about Shaq being revitalized and go have a drink...
 
Over the last couple weeks, it sure looks like Brad has...thats for damn sure!

Wow. Pretty harsh words, don't you think?

I don't agree, especially about Brad. He's played hard all season. Since he sliced his finger and then landed on his tailbone a few games back he's slowed down but he hasn't checked out on the season. I think that does him a big disservice.
 
Agree. Brad is an emotional guy who gets that chip on his shoulder but doesn't talk much. But a brooding 7 footer is hard to miss. I think he and RonRon are miffed at the lack of defensive support and how easily others seem to back off when opponents get on big runs. Back off = get down on themselves, which some say = looks like "giving up" but I hate that phrase.

The Kings only click once and awhile. They don't have a real leader. Beno is trying but he is a first year guy and only now coming into his own. On the floor he is trying to be a leader but has no experience doing that..... yet.

RonRon takes over games but he is not a leader on-off the floor. An emotional leader perhaps who leads by demonstration. Same for Brad, its just that Brad does not have the ability to dominate anyone at the 5. He tries but the natural ability is not there. He does far more with what he has then any big in the league. But he is what he is, even having the best year of his NBA career.

To stop a run like the Suns did in the 2nd quarter, you need the whole team to grit and dig way down to stop it. We just don't have those types yet and some of the vets get frustrated and away the other team goes.

No grades is best for that game. No one did squat and even RonRon got caught up in the rout.
 
Well... I guess the Suns are just better than we are. Especially when we don't play well. It was just one of those games. It even happens to the good teams from time to time. Not an excuse. It just happens.

I like Ron Ron's comments about the young guys gettin minutes and being ready for next year and all. I just think that when he's in the game with them, he might remember that their there and pass the ball once in a while.
I was happy when Reggie finally pulled him out of the game, so the young guys could see what the ball looked like.
 
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