provide me with any reasonable explanation as to why those stats look the way they do even though Griffin has no post game and I'll concede the point.
They can't. Thus the problem with the "My eyes tell me so screw stats!" logic.
Sure, he has a lot of advantages. Playing with CP3. Playing with the NBA darling Clippers. But 23 PPG-10 RPG on 56% shooting doesn't happen to everyone.