Tetsujin
The Game Thread Dude

We won a game! Time to start that winning streak and claw our way back into playoff contention! Except the Warriors are in town so things could get ugly.
But never mind that. As I'm sure you've heard through the official Kings social networking accounts at least a thousand times over the past two days, Flo Rida is going to perform at halftime (because apparently Anjali was too busy swimming with dolphins or something).
I'd write more but I made a New Year's Resolution to stop caring. I just hope Flo Rida is able to sing that Apple Bottom Jeans song before they shuttle him off to start the second half.