Drew Gooden Big Time Thank You Thread

[Bricklayer]

This thread has been started to thank Drew Gooden for all of his many contributions to the Kings over the year...er....days of his tenure in Sacramento.

Thank you Drew! Thank you for never getting healthy. Thank you for being willing to pay back millions of dollars just to escape the Kings. And thank you for being a non-pharmaceutical alternative solution to any E.D. issues Jerry might have developed in his old age. To see old Chuckles bouncing around with a perma smile on his face like a horny teenager at the mere mention of your name truly made every one of the 26 minutes of your Kings career a complete entertainment package. To see you go was to sadly see the end of an era! *sniff*

 

[Ryan]

At least he got rid of the beard.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

All-time leading rebounder in Sacramento-era history!

 

[Warhawk]

Also had a 0.000 win percentage while here. The guy is the ultimate loser.

 

[fnordius]

Welcome to hell, now go home. Or to anywhere but Staples, please.

 

[kings4lyfe32]

You know he was here so long its going to be hard watching the next few games without him. Thanks man! You did so much for us!

 

[MassachusettsKingsFan]

Im sure Jerry is talking to the maloofs about a possible #90 jersey retirement in the near future.

 

[chrisnu]

I should buy a Drew Gooden jersey from the NBA store, in tribute. It may become a collector's item some day.

 

[kings4lyfe32]

I should buy a Drew Gooden jersey from the NBA store, in tribute. It may become a collector's item some day.

I bet they are alreayd sold out, you can probably find one on ebay though, but man I'd hate to see the prices with all the people trying to get their hands on one

 

[Arby's Roast Beef]

Congrats Drew. Interesting tidbit--he's half Finnish. But hopefully he'll join a good playoff team--sounds like San Antonio is that one.

 

[Wuster]

Time to retire #90.

 

[Emma]

Holy....

Brick knows he is wrong. Why do you all encourage him?

(Jerry and E.D., WHY?!?! Brick Why?!?!)

 

[JoMama]

The fates intervened even before a righteous nickname. Gooden-grief!

 

[Hella916]

This has to be the stupidest thread that I have seen on Kingsfans to date... Wow

 

[Ryan]

This has to be the stupidest thread that I have seen on Kingsfans to date... Wow

Then you clearly were not here for the Duane Causwell Poetry threads

 

[Capt. Factorial]

This has to be the stupidest thread that I have seen on Kingsfans to date... Wow

Stick around and we'll strive to come up with something even stupider for you.

 

[bdouble013]

Then you clearly were not here for the Duane Causwell Poetry threads

Ahh, the good old days.

 

[Spike]

It's hella stupid. Stupid awesome!

Causewell Poetry? I am sad I missed that, but how about a Gooden haiku, or as I like to call it Goodenku

Welcome to Sacto
Beardless Success Rebounding
Gone So Soon? Yay Team!

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Gooden bolted town
For pennies on the dollar
Shock and Hawes play on

 

[TheFifthMookie]

He's from Chicago
Dwight Gooden using one knee
Best Sac rebounder

 

[fnordius]

This has to be the stupidest thread that I have seen on Kingsfans to date... Wow

You obviously don't read all the trade proposals in the Personnel section.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Shock and Hawes?

 

[Superman]

Then you clearly were not here for the Duane Causwell Poetry threads

Or the "Blame Finley" saga.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Shock and Hawes?

You don't listen to Jerry Reynolds, do you?

 

[VF21]

This has to be the stupidest thread that I have seen on Kingsfans to date... Wow

I'm sorry but the irony of your post is almost beyond belief. The swooshing noise you've been hearing was ... well, never mind.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

You don't listen to Jerry Reynolds, do you?

Not if I can help it...