Beat La !!! - Kings fans only please.
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Request: Please keep your comments at least borderline civil. Any posts with profanity are going to be removed. Any posts that start taking potshots at other members of this forum are going to be removed. Yes, every single Kings fan on this board wants to beat the Lakers. Always have, always will. We can express it without turning this board into a profanity-laced cess pool.
Thanks for understanding.
Thanks for understanding.
Im an NBA fan. If one relegate one's self to the Sacramento Kings alone, that one will not have a pulse or a clue as to what is going on in the leauge. Kobe is going on. Shaq is always a safe bet(playoff speaking). and the Kings flat out cant get wet. if that is difficult to understand, it means we are going to the draft lottery. I wish all these things were not true. But it's clear Kobe is MVP so far. I dont remember when Shaq wasn't a good bet, and the Kings are still soft. when those facts an no longer valid, we got a shot at a playoff appearance. Language is culture. so get wet or ill put you out 
myself.
myself.
sameolzeal said:
Im an NBA fan. If one relegate one's self to the Sacramento Kings alone, that one will not have a pulse or a clue as to what is going on in the leauge. Kobe is going on. Shaq is always a safe bet(playoff speaking). and the Kings flat out cant get wet. if that is difficult to understand, it means we are going to the draft lottery. I wish all these things were not true. But it's clear Kobe is MVP so far. I dont remember when Shaq wasn't a good bet, and the Kings are still soft. when those facts an no longer valid, we got a shot at a playoff appearance. Language is culture. so get wet or ill put you out myself.
myself.
This is a "Beat LA" thread not a treatise on the Kings.
You might want to find a thread more suited to your particular musings for this kind of stuff.
And you can quit with the pontificating. You ain't no better than any other dog in this hunt.
sameolzeal said:
Im an NBA fan. If one relegate one's self to the Sacramento Kings alone, that one will not have a pulse or a clue as to what is going on in the leauge. Kobe is going on. Shaq is always a safe bet(playoff speaking). and the Kings flat out cant get wet. if that is difficult to understand, it means we are going to the draft lottery. I wish all these things were not true. But it's clear Kobe is MVP so far. I dont remember when Shaq wasn't a good bet, and the Kings are still soft. when those facts an no longer valid, we got a shot at a playoff appearance. Language is culture. so get wet or ill put you out myself.
myself.
And, given in the proper spirit:
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Laker rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Laker. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Laker. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Laker. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his <edited for content>...
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Laker turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Laker.
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine Laker enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy Laker foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Laker rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Laker. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Laker. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Laker. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his <edited for content
>...Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Laker turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Laker.
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine Laker enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy Laker foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
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A Rivalry? Oh come on...give it a rest. That was so 2002 and even if there was a "rivalry" the King's never won a playoff series against the Lakers. Technically, a rivalry exists when two teams actually beat each other in a series such as the Lakers and Celtics. The King's never have done so.
I am not here to discourage you from rooting for your team, I'm just stating the facts that a Lakers King's game is just another NBA game. Go ahead and bring your cowbells and ring em loud.
I do pose this question to all of you.....
Given the King's win loss record this year, will attending/watching the Kings/Lakers game tonight make you a King's fan again?
I am not here to discourage you from rooting for your team, I'm just stating the facts that a Lakers King's game is just another NBA game. Go ahead and bring your cowbells and ring em loud.
I do pose this question to all of you.....
Given the King's win loss record this year, will attending/watching the Kings/Lakers game tonight make you a King's fan again?