Nope! Not even as a joke.
And for Gargy:
Gargamel said:
I'm disturbed at the 7 minutes of stupified inaction much less any potentially gory imagery.
If I remember correctly, those 7 minutes played out in the movie (although I believe it was more than 7 minutes) in full real time, with the book reading and all...daaaaam, I had no idea I was more cutting edge than Gargy!
We were waiting for it to open in Sac. and went either the 1st or 2nd night, I can't remember now, but I do remember we bought our tickets early the day we went and the 2 theatres at Tower showing it were sold out at least an hour before it started with huge lines of people who couldn't get in. (and we were shuttled to the little overflow theatre even buying tickets 4 hours before the viewing).
Gargamel said:
Is F911 still in theaters? I've been waiting for it to get released on vhs/dvd.
Only if you're feeling the need for a road trip to either the Bay Area, L.A., or a really small Northern California town.
http://www.f911tix.com/results.php?st=CA
So, is a road trip in your future?