10 signs you are a true kings fan

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4 years combined record of 113 W’s and 215 L’s… .344 total record… That’s tough for any fan… So here is the 2010 edition of:

10 indicators you might be a true purple hearted fan

  • You cannot detect any typing errors while reading “Luck the Fakers”
  • You cannot name any OTHER rookie that averaged 20/5/5 on his first year in the NBA
  • You are ready to swear that the best active player in the NBA coming from California wearing a jersey numbered 24 is Carl “the tooth” Landry
  • You hate losing. Losing sucks. But when ping pong balls are to be considered you are just eager to pull your Sherman out of the garage
  • You look lovingly every night at the “Sports Illustrated” issue dated February 19th 2001, which you framed just over your bed
  • You wished for a nice foreign kid at 2009 draft night but you can’t really remember his name
  • You remember that the team became “Kings” because of a baseball team…
  • Your wallpapers looks like this
  • You are amongst the few to know that the Kings are the 2002 Western Conference champions
  • When one of your family members gets the fever you suggest they prescribe some more cowbells for him!
 
4 years combined record of 113 W’s and 215 L’s… .344 total record… That’s tough for any fan… So here is the 2010 edition of:

10 indicators you might be a true purple hearted fan

  • You cannot detect any typing errors while reading “Luck the Fakers”
  • You cannot name any OTHER rookie that averaged 20/5/5 on his first year in the NBA
  • You are ready to swear that the best active player in the NBA coming from California wearing a jersey numbered 24 is Carl “the tooth” Landry
  • You hate losing. Losing sucks. But when ping pong balls are to be considered you are just eager to pull your Sherman out of the garage
  • You look lovingly every night at the “Sports Illustrated” issue dated February 19th 2001, which you framed just over your bed
  • You wished for a nice foreign kid at 2009 draft night but you can’t really remember his name
  • You remember that the team became “Kings” because of a baseball team…
  • Your wallpapers looks like this
  • You are amongst the few to know that the Kings are the 2002 NBA Champions
  • When one of your family members gets the fever you suggest they prescribe some more cowbells for him!


I fixed your post. I think the New Jersey Nets went to the finals that year from the East. We would have pounced on them so I'm proclaiming the Kings as the 2002 NBA Champions!:D
 
I fixed your post. I think the New Jersey Nets went to the finals that year from the East. We would have pounced on them so I'm proclaiming the Kings as the 2002 NBA Champions!:D

I third this. I always have believed it and i always will.
 
Im from LA and people always criticized me for "just being a Lakers haters"

I still bleed black and purple and all of the sudden all of the other kings fans in LA have disappeared :cool:

I like the list but there are other signs I think that we should consider


1. You refuse to acknowledge Kobe has a top 10 player of all time

2. Every time we hear Lakers dynasty, we bring up the 2002 WCF

3. We remember who Scott Pollard is

4. We still hate Mark Madsen for coming off the bench and hitting 2 FT's against us when he was picked to shoot them @ the 2004 WCSF
 
...then remember how to spell his name! ;)

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You look lovingly every night at the “Sports Illustrated” issue dated February 19th 2001, which you framed just over your bed
[*]You wished for a nice foreign kid at 2009 draft night but you can’t really remember his name
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I still have that issue in my first drawer on my working desk .... in a big *** ziplock bag. :D

And I never wanted that foreign euro kid ... I have always been praying to get tyreke.
 
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