Here is a partial list of people I would prefer to play for the Kings than Delonte West:
Adam West (POW! BAM!)
Jerry West (Age 72 version)
Kanye West (Yo, Tyreke, I gonna let you finish, but...)
Mae West (Is that a ball in your hand or are you just glad to see me?)
And for good measure
Oliver North (I do not recall)
Robert Southey (They sin that tell us Kevin Love can die)
Clint Eastwood (Now I know what you're thinking: did I take six steps, or just five?)
Upton Sinclair (Want a hot dog?)
Robert Downey Jr. (Nothing's a fast break for me, not even the fast breaks are fast breaks.)
Byron Leftwich (Go Thundering Herd!)
Orville and Wilbur Wright (now, singing!)
Fred Biletnikoff, Brandon Tartikoff, Sid and Marty Krofft!
Fred Gwynne and Anthony Quinn and Rin Tin Tin and Pearl Bailey
And Moms Mabley and Mayor Daley and Hank and Phoebe Snow!
Ethel Merman and Pee Wee Herman and Strom Thurmond and Vince Lombardi and George and Jesus Jones.
Edith Head and Mister Ed and Nostradamus and Danny Thomas and Leona and Sherman Hemsley!
Willy DeVille and Agnes de Mille and Cruella DeVille and Roscoe Tanner and...