Note to the GIANT palmetto bug I saw walking around on the sidewalk about a block away from the new place a few hours ago:
You and your brethren have free reign outside. I understand that. I knew that large, winged, creepy crawlies were to become a part of my life when moving to this climate. I'm not thrilled about that fact, but I can live with it. If you, or anyone that even slightly resembles you, gets the funny idea in your head that you're going to actually come inside my apartment, however... consider this fair warning that I have copious amounts of Raid at the ready and I am not at all afraid to use it.