Speaking of Paypal...
I found the need to bid on something on ebay, and I was astonished to learn that I still actually had an account on there; I'd only used it once, eleven years ago, to order an MP3 player, back when that was still new and innovative technology.
Renaldo, what the hell is the deal with "RIP Oreo?" I have a dear friend, who's nickname happens to be "Oreo," so you really threw me for a loop!