The Happening -- that was nearly as inept as everybody else was saying it was. Only makes it worse that for the first five minutes I was thinking, hey, this isn't so bad (a nifty scene with construction workers was the highlight). But my goodness. Whatever happened to M. Night anyway? And they just need to shoot whoever wrote the thing (and surprise, that would be M. Night too). Oh, and Mark Wahlberg. Except he will probably take care of that himself after giving one of the worst screen performances I've seen in years. Fortunately I have seen Santa Claus With Muscles
o) so my standards are set rather low, otherwise I'd be suing to get my hour and a half back.