lol - this is a funny thread. nice!
Statistician - Trained in this area professionally, but don't really have the time or energy to dive into it for basketball.
Gossiper
Social media watcher - sort of maybe? i've posted social media bits a couple of times...
Debater - Don't usually weigh in too deep. I tend to sit on the edge of the debate, snipe in and then back out
Business manager - I get lost in any business of basketball discussions
Basketball Expert - No way... Just what my eyes tell me is the extent of my knowledge.