Time of Death

[AleksandarN]

Well this sucks I will live only until I am 53


http://www.deathclock.com/

Saturday, August 25, 2029
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728,586,338​

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[Londonking]

^^ well look at it this way Aleksander, its more about what you do with the time than just how much of it you have.

Anyway, you might well prove the 'clock' wrong...certainly worth waiting around to find out!

 

[6th]

Mine says I will live until the age of 72.

 

[GoGoGadget]

Optimistic clock says I'll make to 102. Pessimistic clock says I'll make it to 57. Sadistic clock says I'll make it to 39.

I'm not terribly happy with either answer.

 

[loopymitch]

I'm going to be 57 but it changes everytime I do it so can't be very accurate.

 

[D-Mass]

I'll make it to 89...and I'm counting on it.

 

[Viking]

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

 

[hoopsfan]

79 for me

 

[Fillmoe]

[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana]Sunday, April 4, 2083

man i hope i dont live to be that old..... that would be 3 days shy of my 99th bday
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[arwen undomiel]

It seems I will expire on my husband's birthday, at the ripe old age of 103. I can accept that.

 

[OHSacFan]

Living to be 79 is pretty good. I like the optimistic clock, though. 103!! I wonder who'll be doing Willard Scott's bit when I reach that age? LOL

 

[Ryan]

Monday, April 24, 2079 ---YES! I'll live to be at least 100!

 

[PixelPusher]

No drop down menu for "Hit by a bus" or "horrific gardening accident"?

 

[Viking]

No drop down menu for "Hit by a bus" or "horrific gardening accident"?

next you'll be demanding "blender incident" or "camel stampede downtown".


radical hippie.






















(that was joking)

 

[HndsmCelt]

Acording to this Im already dead

 

[GoGoGadget]

There is a website that told you how you were going to die, but I don't remember the address.

Told me I was going to be killed by a homeless man breaking into my fitting room and strangling me with a hanger.

My death was more disturbing than entertaining.

 

[atxrocker]

^^you mean this one?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13073

my death is rather disturbing too... post it when i have more time

 

[GoGoGadget]

Yep. That's the one.

If I use my first and middle names, I'm now beaten to death by a coworker with a computer keyboard. Since I work with family, this one is a little too possible.

 

[6th]

A disgruntled coworker will beat me to death with a bag full of loose change.

Now since the other says I'll live till the age of 72, I am more concerned about having to work til that age than anything.

 

[kingsfan916]

^^LOL
i live till 74

 

[atxrocker]

Monday, August 16, 2055
Seconds left to live...

1,548,214,690

this directly contradicts countless end of the world theories i have heard. i feel jipped.

 

[atxrocker]

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

told you my death was disturbing......

 

[kingsfan52miller]

woo hooo im living to be 99!

as for the other thing:A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.
(sucks to be me)

 

[loopymitch]

Depending on which name I put in I either die in firework accident or drink myself to death. I don't drink or do fireworks which means I'll live forever

 

[D-Mass]

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

told you my death was disturbing......

Mine was bleeding to death from having my hand mangled in the garbage disposal.

Yours would be far worse...slow and extremely painful, I would imagine.

 

[Prophetess]

pessimistic:Thursday, September 19, 2024, AGE 54
Seconds left to live..
572,919,660

sadistic:Monday, November 24, 2008 , AGE 38
Seconds left to live...
73,700,281

optimistic:Wednesday, February 2, 2061, AGE 91
Seconds left to live...
1,720,743,492

normal: Saturday, November 24, 2046 , AGE 76
Seconds left to live...

 

[Prophetess]

how:

Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.


or: While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.


or: While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake.


and the most likely:
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

 

[BigWaxer]

how:

Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

That is not-funny. Are you ever going to fly again?

Mine said:
Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

My neighbors like me, bet we get in a fight over the arena issue in months to come.

 

[Widowmaker2k]

Oh man, this sounds like something that might happen:

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

 

[kingsfan52miller]

Oh man, this sounds like something that might happen:

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

My friend got that too