Time of Death

[Prophetess]

That is not-funny. Are you ever going to fly again?

Mine said:
Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.

My neighbors like me, bet we get in a fight over the arena issue in months to come.

Well, since I haven't EVER been on a plane, it does make me hesitant.

 

[arwen undomiel]

You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

 

[PixelPusher]

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.


...guess I should grow back my long hair from my high school days...or wear cast iron turtleneck sweaters or something.

 

[nebs]

I will die on my 99th birthday. lol That would be some kind of ending. To die ON MY BIRTHDAY. At least I live till 99.

 

[CreeksideBaller]

75 in normal mode, 90 in optimistic mode.

I'm thinking 90.

 

[SIR HENRY 8]

93 for me.but i don't see that happening,and ...niether does mrs sir henry

 

[RoyalDiva]

I will live to the ripe old age of 79. Do I really want to live that long? Does anyone want to trade with me??

 

[OHSacFan]

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

Okay, now that's creepy considering all of the deer-related accidents we have in this part of Ohio. Of course, I can't see myself speeding at the ripe old age of 103.