The Wrestling Thread~

[Tetsujin]

LMFAO what a freaking work

 

[Tetsujin]

We found the “CM Punk won’t wrestle in Saudi Arabia” random plot for 2025!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1932145865042346282

 

[Tetsujin]

So I guess that’s the Summerslam main event sorted out.

 

[Tetsujin]

Seth Rollins about to take a bullet to keep Punk from wrestling in Riyad. And they said they weren’t friends.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Raw

They gave Truth free reign and the man cut his braids off on the announce desk

 

[Tetsujin]

Mr. Iguana about to make the main roster before Trick Williams lmao

 

[Tetsujin]

Nikki Bella out here cutting a Divas era promo in a post Divas world.

 

[SLAB]

Nikki Bella out here cutting a Divas era promo in a post Divas world.

At least Liv brought the fire to the segment.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1932244101120049581

The Shirai sisters debuted before the Bella Twins did lol

 

[SLAB]

NO

YEET

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Trips trying hard to turn Gunther into the new Roman Reigns or something like that???
Like...If this isn't a lengthy run as champion for him, then I don't really understand the reason for the change right now.

 

[SLAB]

Trips trying hard to turn Gunther into the new Roman Reigns or something like that???
Like...If this isn't a lengthy run as champion for him, then I don't really understand the reason for the change right now.

Because Saudi Arabia wants GUNTHER VS GOLDBERG

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Because Saudi Arabia wants GUNTHER VS GOLDBERG

Man, those Saudis don't know what they're about to miss out on.
Why ask for GUNTHER VS GOLDBERG? They should ask for JUDAS DAY VS BRONSON REED instead.

 

[Tetsujin]

Unfortunately for Judas Day, Bronson Reed has another man in his sights.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1932559454685237747

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Unfortunately for Judas Day, Bronson Reed has another man in his sights.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1932559454685237747

You're wrong. Mr. Iguana is just his warmup match...Judas Day is the main event.

 

[Tetsujin]

Only twenty minutes into NXT for the week and I’ve never been more convinced that HBK is back on the Cocoa Puffs lol

 

[Tetsujin]

Inamura apparently just never going to go back to Japan now and I honestly love that for him lol

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

HBK apparently:

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Only twenty minutes into NXT for the week and I’ve never been more convinced that HBK is back on the Cocoa Puffs lol

Not that I would have watched it live, anyway, but NXT is delayed over here due to the Dream game. The show is scheduled to air at 22:30 local time tonight.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1933262785829286198

They don’t call her the Udonis Haslem of sports entertainment for no reason!

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1934587543845994748

Hendry gotta give classes on how to turn five minute of fame thanks to an meme into a full on A-list resume. Dude’s going to sign with WWE full time and immediately join the main event scene at this rate.

 

[Tetsujin]

Also all wrestler should have a Norteno remix of their theme song.

 

[Tetsujin]

Iyo’s English has gotten so good since her MiTB cash-in.

 

[Tetsujin]

Kairi has been in the ring when Zoey Stark wrecked her knee and now this. I guess the moral of the story is to not wrestle Kairi.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Kairi has been in the ring when Zoey Stark wrecked her knee and now this. I guess the moral of the story is to not wrestle Kairi.

This is one of those situations where the only correct thing for a man in my position to say is not a god damned thing.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

did… did Trick really get pinned by Yoshimi Inamura?

 

[Tetsujin]

They did Jordynne dirty with the theme change.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1935129953340739881

https://twitter.com/x/status/1935155334966120944

“Mariah May, how would YOU like to be Toni Storm?” -WWE at contract negotiations apparently.

 

[Löwenherz]

Hey wrestling fans. Long time thread lurker; first time poster.

We’re trying to bring back the summer draft threads from years ago, and one of the options is a wrestling promotion draft.

Thought y’all might have some interest.

 

[Tetsujin]

Trips won’t do it but Queen Asuka versus Iyo as the main event of night one of Summer Slam would be (and coonicidentally coincides with) a national holiday in Japan.