The Wrestling Thread~

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Spoiler: Raw

they better not waste this Finn Balor face turn.

Spoken like an individual who believes they will, lol...

 

[Tetsujin]

AEW’s women’s roster is so underutilized already. What in the **** is TK signing

Spoiler

Ronda Rousey

for?!

 

[pdxKingsFan]

AEW’s women’s roster is so underutilized already. What in the **** is TK signing

Spoiler

Ronda Rousey

for?!

This bothers me a lot more than it should.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: RAW

Brock actually sold for Oba?!

Poor man about to get squashed at Mania.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Dennis Rodman???

 

[Tetsujin]

AEW setting up a Toni Storm/Ronda Rousey storyline that absolutely no one asked for and came from out of nowhere only to immediately lose Toni for the year (reportedly) is peak TK booking.

 

[Tetsujin]

not gonna lie, enjoying how Brie Bella has had her WWE return hijacked by people who never moved past the Yes Movement.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

That Mercedes Moné face turn is gonna hit like crack in the 80s.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

TIL that Pac's wife is named Natalie... Which means that her name is Natalie Satterley.

It turns out that I'm ten years old.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

TIL that Pac's wife is named Natalie... Which means that her name is Natalie Satterley.

It turns out that I'm ten years old.

TIL that Pac is/was the former Adrian Neville...I don't know why I never knew that until now.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

TIL that Pac is/was the former Adrian Neville...I don't know why I never knew that until now.

The ears weren't a giveaway? He looks like a yoked elf.

 

[Tetsujin]

Was Heyman’s “you’re p*ssing off Brock Lesnar” line an allusion to, well, y’know?

 

[Tetsujin]

They’ve been teasing a Jey Uso heel turn since right around Survivor Series 2024 and still haven’t pulled the trigger because the unwashed masses enjoy yeeting too much lmao

 

[Tetsujin]

CM Punk the only guy allowed to compare himself to Terry Funk and get away with it.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Raw

putting Jey up on the mic against CM Punk is that nuclear bomb versus coughing baby meme

 

[Tetsujin]

Well no wonder Triple Nose isn’t letting Jesse Ventura on SNME anymore.

 

[Tetsujin]

Feel like the clinically depressed Johnny Gargano gimmick is finally starting to pick up steam they gotta give him his theme back though

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Shout out to Bad News Brown!

 

[Tetsujin]

Cool. Now do Chyna.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

not sure the Trick/Sami feud really needed the US Title to give it added weight especially since Carmelo probably deserved his time in the sun after defending the belt every week for the last couple of months.

 

[SLAB]

That brawl was goofy as hell.

 

[Tetsujin]

Oh oh no.

They’re setting up a

Spoiler: raw

Vince

return aren’t they?

 

[Tetsujin]

Danhausen getting incredibly over in a single month just by being a weird little guy trying to sell merch is the real American Dream.

 

[Tetsujin]

Sad Johnny Gargano honestly making me excited for Stand and Deliver outside of Zaruca.

 

[Tetsujin]

WWE: You can come back here but only for a retirement tour that ends in Gunther choking you out.

Chris Jericho (hasn’t been good for a decade/No one likes his Learning Tree gimmick/old and flabby/wife was in an actual insurrection): That doesn’t work for me, brother.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Smackdown

Ah yes, the Pat McAfee heel turn and return everybody (nobody) was asking for.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

What do you mean, "heel turn?" When was McAfee a babyface?

 

[SLAB]

Ooooof…. I know mystery people payoffs are almost always bad. But this is worse than normal.

Mania’s gonna be a slog this year.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Speak for yourself: at least eight of the announced matches are relevant to my interests, and at least two of the other four will probably turn out decent.