Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
I wanted to start a thread about last season's champs, the Pistons. Namely a thread about what the hell they did to themselves this offseason.
Last year's Pistons:
C - B.Wallace
PF- R.Wallace
SF- Prince
OG- Hamilton
PG- Billups
Bench
SF- Williamson 30
PG- James 29
PF/C- Okur 25
C- Campbell 36
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Deep Bench (otherwise known as crap)
PG- Hunter 33
SF- Ham 31
PF- Milicic 19
SF- Fowlkes 28
Okay, so being world champs, what do you do?
1) You let your backup PG, James, leave via FA. You apparently replace him with Smush Parker, who did not play last year.
2) You trade away your backup SF/former 6th man of the year, Williamson, for...37 yr old Derrick Coleman.
3) You let your backup PF/C, Okur, leave via free agency. You replace him with 30yr old Antonio McDyess who has played in a grand total of 52 games in the last three years.
So your bench now looks like:
Bench
PG- Hunter 33
PF/C - Coleman 37
C- Campbell 36
PF/C- McDyess 30
SF- Ham 31
PF- Milicic 19
12th-??
Um...WHAT???? You've now got 5 starters, a ancient decrepit bench, and one kid who may or may not be talented enough to play and who is now buried behind tons of bodies covered in liver spots. Larry brown has been notable for two things over his gypsy basketball career: 1) quickly making a positive impact on teams he takes over; and 2) destroying those same teams within a few years. Could we be on to phase 2 already?
Last year's Pistons:
C - B.Wallace
PF- R.Wallace
SF- Prince
OG- Hamilton
PG- Billups
Bench
SF- Williamson 30
PG- James 29
PF/C- Okur 25
C- Campbell 36
--------------
Deep Bench (otherwise known as crap)
PG- Hunter 33
SF- Ham 31
PF- Milicic 19
SF- Fowlkes 28
Okay, so being world champs, what do you do?
1) You let your backup PG, James, leave via FA. You apparently replace him with Smush Parker, who did not play last year.
2) You trade away your backup SF/former 6th man of the year, Williamson, for...37 yr old Derrick Coleman.
3) You let your backup PF/C, Okur, leave via free agency. You replace him with 30yr old Antonio McDyess who has played in a grand total of 52 games in the last three years.
So your bench now looks like:
Bench
PG- Hunter 33
PF/C - Coleman 37
C- Campbell 36
PF/C- McDyess 30
SF- Ham 31
PF- Milicic 19
12th-??
Um...WHAT???? You've now got 5 starters, a ancient decrepit bench, and one kid who may or may not be talented enough to play and who is now buried behind tons of bodies covered in liver spots. Larry brown has been notable for two things over his gypsy basketball career: 1) quickly making a positive impact on teams he takes over; and 2) destroying those same teams within a few years. Could we be on to phase 2 already?