Well...truth be told I sometimes buy megamillions tickets, but only if the jackpot is over $100 million. Gotta make it worth it, ya know?
I figure after I'm hit by lightning for the 10th time, survive 2 plane crashes, develop multiple extremely rare diseases, am in a few dozen car accidents, become a parapalegic, have my limbs amputated, go blind, am attacked by a number of rabid animals, and maybe some killer bees, get a hundred or so doses of food poisoning, am mistakenly arrested, am robbed at gunpoint a dozen or so times, and accidentally sleep with Dr. Ruth after an all night bender left me thinking she was Beyonce...that after all that happens, I am due baby! Woot!