Supervillain Draft Thread - Team write-ups and post draft rankings

Didn't know how powerful of a character this pick was until I started looking for picks. He is basically the comic book editors on the page and can make everything go away with a thought.
I kind of didn't want to go there, but when Galactus and the Anti-Monitor were picked right off the bat, I was peer-pressured. ;)

Brick's analysis, for not being a comic book reader, was exactly right when he said that by all rights the villains would win every time and heroes only prevail through writer's constructs. It's always some technicality or "the power of love" or some such nonsense. :p
 
Didn't know how powerful of a character this pick was until I started looking for picks. He is basically the comic book editors on the page and can make everything go away with a thought.

Here he is taunting other omnipotent beings:

Of course, the crux of picking the Beyonder, or Death, or Galactus is that they are not particularly evil... they just have their own agenda and do not cross them... Galactus, for example, is just hungry... I do not see how he would be considered evil at all... just peckish.
 
The Beyonder may be taunting other omnipotent beings, but what he needs to be doing is getting a new tailor!!!!

I keep expecting someone to come out and offer him a break dancing challenge!
 
Been a little busy. Here's my pick.



Mr. Henry F. Potter - It's A Wonderful Life

This is a man who symbolized greed, selfishness, and misdeed for a generation. If any of you have seen the greatest Christmas movie of all time, It's A Wonderful Life, you know what I mean. Mr. Potter will fill a role in my group similar to Mike Corleone only that he is even somehow more vile and cunning, conniving and masterminding. He makes his enemies with words and deals, not violence.

Plus, just look at him. He set the sneaky sly villain look for the past half-century: balding, pursed lips, small black glasses, optional wheelchair. Man, even Dick Cheney copied it this January.

Finally, AFI recently ranked him the 6th Greatest Villain in American Film History, so I won't be taking any lip that he's not a villain (turns out Corleone is on the list too.)
 

Spike

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Kneel Before Zod!

Flight, invulnerability, vast super-strength, super-speed, super-breath, super-hearing, vision powers including x-ray vision, heat vision, and telescopic vision. Freakin' lasers out of his freakin' eyes! And with Vader by his side, there won't be any switching polarity in the fortress of solitude shenanigans.

General Zod

 

Bricklayer

Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Flight, invulnerability, vast super-strength, super-speed, super-breath, super-hearing, vision powers including x-ray vision, heat vision, and telescopic vision. Freakin' lasers out of his freakin' eyes! And with Vader by his side, there won't be any switching polarity in the fortress of solitude shenanigans.

General Zod


Damn!
 
Zoom

Zoom is a superspeedster that can alter time relative to himself, as opposed to using the Speed Force like most of the DC Universe speedsters. Zoom controls the speed at which time flows around him, allowing him to move faster in time than everyone around him.




Zoom can slow down time relative to himself to the point that even the Flash appears to be moving in slow motion and is unable to perceive Zoom. He can unleash flurries of high velocity punches, which Wonder Woman has said pack a harder wallop than Superman’s. A snap of his fingers can generate a sonic boom powerful enough to take out entire city blocks. Zoom can also grant superspeed to other individuals.

Zoom’s stated motivation as a villain is to test the mettle of heroes and “make them better.” Unfortunately for the heroes, Zoom’s idea of motivating you to become better is to pummel you to within an inch of your life and murder your family.

Zoom moves so fast, the Flashes can’t even seem him:


Zoom pummels a hapless Flash:


Oh noes, Superman!:

 
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Every evil mastermind needs a trusted assassin - a cold, silent, obedient, hypercompetent killer to erradicate any would-be "heroic" challenges to power.

Of course, when not on a mission of death, this warrior plays the role of personal bodyguard, roaming the volcano's cybernetic hallways and manning the last line of defense should those blasted heroes manage to infilitrate the lair's inner chambers.

The fear associated with the mere threat of unleashing him should be deterrent enough to any uprisings, but if not ...

(muahaha and such :D)

The Shrike - Hyperion Cantos



For those of you not familar with the face of death in the picture above, here's a brief (and truly over-simplified) background of the Hyperion universe. (I'll put a spoiler on it cause, well, you never know)

Very distant future a "Machine God" does battle with the Human God (really, just go with it), Human God retreats back in time, Machine God decides it needs to lure the Human God into a confrontation by dishing out as much pain and suffering as possible to all manners of humanity, and thus creates The Shrike.

Now the Shrike itself is a terrifying, 3 meter tall, living weapon basically made of blades and quicksilver-covered chrome with four "oddly jointed" arms and red, ruby eyes.

Fortunately its victims rarely have to see this horrifying image, because the Shrike has a mastery over time itself; slowing it down, speeding it up or moving backward through it as it pleases, making it so one moment its prey is perfectly fine and the next, he's holding his own heart in his hands. The Shrike is only seen when it wants to be.

Of course, what's the fun in killing everyone in a single instant? The Shrike also gets its kicks by appearing randomly or "blinking" around its victims before performing a vivisection on them and allowing them to die in a delightfully grueling manner. And when that gets old, it will also keep its victims alive, transport them to the distant future and impale them on the "Tree of Pain", where they writh in agony for eternity for the purpose of accomplishing the goal mentioned in the spoiler.

It also has the ability to transport itself seemingly anywhere in the universe (that combined with its ability to time travel is how it's getting to Earth thankyouverymuch), can "summon" temporal duplicates of itself, and as you may have guessed is a nigh-undefeatable hand-to-hand combatant.

Oddly, the Shrike is the least "evil" and "villanous" member of my roster, even acting somewhat benevolent as the series continued. But on the sliding scale of "hero-antihero-villain", I'm gonna say that little "Tree of Pain" pushes our malicious friend toward the latter.

So "heroes", with the Shrike onboard, any rebellous challenges to my authorty will be brutally crushed

... and I promise, you won't even see it coming. :D
 
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Er, so what's the deal then? Is the Zoom unbeatable? Thought that Superman was unbeatable, and I understand the whole being faster thing, but at this point it sounds like his ability makes him unbeatable unless you are one of those "omnipotent" guys that controls everything from time and space to how many sprinkles they get on their ice cream.
 

Mr. S£im Citrus

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I have the feeling this, like all other drafts, is going to come down to who you like better, or whom you think is "cooler." Otherwise, trying to decide whether omnipotent deity A is more powerful than omnipotent deity B is going to stink out loud.
 
This guy should have gone in the first round... the classic Marvel Comics villain... When Palpatine told me he needed a wealthy man with an incredible technological mind, I asked, "Does it matter if he is manic depressive?" The Emporer just laughed and said that would be even better and the perfect man to create the "ultimate force in the universe" or something. So after a quick deliberation and the promise to not only kill SpiderMan and his whole family I got this absoltue sleeper: Norman Osbourn, The Green Goblin (BTW, Hobgoblin may have the gear, but is a mere criminal pawn compared to the brillant master work of Norman Osbourn)





Powers and whatnot from Wiki:
Powers and abilities
The chemical solution devised by Norman Osborn from a formula originally conceived by Professor Mendel Stromm, turned Norman Osborn into the Green Goblin. In the process, he gained superhuman agility, strength, speed, stamina, and dexterity. Additionally, Osborn has gained a "healing factor" allowing him to quickly heal from lethal bodily damage (for example: being stabbed through the chest by large blades or have several pumpkin bombs strapped to his stomach). Aside from his physical advantages, the serum also greatly enhanced Norman's already above average intellect, making him a bona fide genius capable of making progress in advanced areas of genetics, robotics, engineering, and applied chemistry. The Goblin formula is also said to have driven Osborn mentally insane; defects in his personality were strongly augmented by the serum, resulting in dangerous mood-swings and hallucinations.

Weapons as the Green Goblin

The Green Goblin is armed with a variety of bizarre devices. He travels on his bat-shaped "Goblin Glider", an incredibly fast and maneuverable rocket glider. The goblin glider is armed with heat-seeking missiles, machine guns, and retractable blades. Other weapons the Goblin uses are incendiary Pumpkin Bombs capable of melting through 3 inches (76 mm) of battleship steel, smoke and gas-emitting bombs with an appearance like a ghost, razor-edged bat-shaped boomerangs (similar to Batman's batarangs), and gloves woven with micro-circuited filaments which channel pulsed discharges of electricity capable of discharging nearly 1,000 volts of electricity. He wears bulletproof chainmail with an overlapping tunic and cape. His mask has a built-in gas filter to keep himself safe from his own gasses.
Pumpkin Bomb: A Pumpkin Bomb is a grenade used by the Green Goblin. A Pumpkin Bomb looks like a miniature Jack-o'-lantern and when thrown, ignites almost soundlessly and produce enough heat to melt through a 3-inch (76 mm) thick sheet of steel. The goblin holds these and a variety of other grenades in a shoulder bag he calls his "Bag Of Tricks". The Green Goblin has a range of other "Pumpkin Bombs" at his disposal. These include smoke and gas-emitting bombs. Some release hallucinogenic gases, while others emit a specially created mixture that neutralizes Spider-Man's Spider Sense for a limited period of time. All of these are covered in a light plastic mantle that flutter like a wraith when thrown.

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Er, so what's the deal then? Is the Zoom unbeatable? Thought that Superman was unbeatable, and I understand the whole being faster thing, but at this point it sounds like his ability makes him unbeatable unless you are one of those "omnipotent" guys that controls everything from time and space to how many sprinkles they get on their ice cream.
A lot of characters are unbeatable until they're somehow beaten.

Obviously, the voting has to be about more than the sum total of power levels. I assume the band draft voting wasn't based on a quantitative measure of technical musical ability.
 
A lot of characters are unbeatable until they're somehow beaten.

Obviously, the voting has to be about more than the sum total of power levels. I assume the band draft voting wasn't based on a quantitative measure of technical musical ability.
I would find it hard to imagine that people would vote for characters they have never heard of regardless of powers... Anyways, this draft is to pick YOUR fav evil team... votes or no votes.
 
A lot of characters are unbeatable until they're somehow beaten.

Obviously, the voting has to be about more than the sum total of power levels. I assume the band draft voting wasn't based on a quantitative measure of technical musical ability.
Exactly. As has been said, officially we're supposed to be rating each group's ability to accomplish the mastermind's evil plan as a team whether that be conquest or destruction of the world.

If you all don't think it's too late, once the rosters are complete, we can add a portion like in the band to explain what the goal is and how the team works together, you could even name it if you want.

I had contemplated adding that to begin with, but was pressed for time and thought it would add too much complications.

So ideally, the voting criteria would look like this:

Villain on Hero: How well the villains can execute their plan with those specific heroes trying to stop them (probably the most complicated)

Villain on Villain: Who has the better plan and crew to accomplish it.

Hero on Hero: Who would the voter rather have protecting the world.

But as Slim mentioned, it can just as well be who the voter thinks is cooler, or scarier, or looks better in their uniforms, whatever.

The point is to get the names of our favorite baddies out there and have fun until the season starts again (or at least until the Draft and FA season starts) If this was for money or something I'd be a lot more specific on the voting criteria. :)
 
If you all don't think it's too late, once the rosters are complete, we can add a portion like in the band to explain what the goal is and how the team works together, you could even name it if you want.
Jespher's thread mentioned a team name and hiearchy, so I assumed we were going to do something like the final summations in the Band Draft last year.
 

Spike

Subsidiary Intermediary
Staff member
Norman Osbourn, The Green Goblin (BTW, Hobgoblin may have the gear, but is a mere criminal pawn compared to the brillant master work of Norman Osbourn)
Pshaw. Besides, I already stated that the Hobgoblin will be in charge of designing my team's uniforms. Black. Sleek. Sexy. Evil.
 
OK, I am going to steer away from the "super" baddies and pick a normal, if not evil as h*ll, human.

Vic Vega, aka Mr. Blonde (Reservoir Dogs)

Every team needs a psychopath, to take care of the things that even other evil doers shy away from. Mr. Blonde is a sadistic psychopath who will do whatever is needed to obtain his goal while relishing the pain he inflicts. I would not want to run into this guy in a dark alley on some semi deserted island...




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