Shortest NBA books: preliminaries 1:4

[VF21]

To recap, you're voting for the title that you think best meets the definition of "NBA's Shortest Book."

NOTE: The complete title of #9, above, is:

"How to Be So Damn Intimidating That No One, I Mean No One, Ever Tries to Dunk on You Because If They Try You Will Reject Them Every Time and Make Them Look Like an Idiot For Even Thinking About It" by Shawn Bradley

For some reason, it wouldn't fit.

 

[thesanityannex]

sorry i made that one so long, but i couldnt resist. i see a few of mine, i hate to vote against myself

 

[VF21]

Ahem... I purposefully haven't given the name of the person who submitted the titles. It's supposed to be about the title, not who submitted it.



But just so you know? They're ALL yours.

 

[thesanityannex]

i know, just had to let everyone know.

 

[loopymitch]

I was going to vote for trashbag but then I realised that could be a long book. It fits him so well, I can just imagine a fashion line coming out." How to look good in a trash bad" would be much shorter.

 

[karesk]

That is what I thought, too. Jerome James must know a lot about trashbags.